elsa!!

you like d&d, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini and croquet. you can’t swim. you can’t dance. and you don’t know karate. face it… you’re never gonna make it.

Concept: baking heart shaped cookies in a pink lace night gown, sipping on jasmine tea and dancing to light 1920s flapper girl music

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

this is so p u r e

The bean thief

greem beam

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms