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HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

Or when you blush. That’s a face boner. How embarrassing lmao

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

i love when kisses get so intense you just grab at each other bc you literally can not get any closer to each other, thats my favorite thing

i’m full of love but i’m not soft anymore

being soft, gentle and warm is a different kind of radical. the ability to allow yourself to be vulnerable is very powerful

i’m suuuuuch a cancer wow

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

we need to step up our pence hate i don’t want that motherfucker thinking he’s getting away with anything

But consider this, not spreading hate, but spreading love and wisdom. We are better than this and we can still stand together if we learn to be open minded and love one another, regardless of their beliefs or political standings. I’m so tired of the hate in this world, we need to step off of Trump and Pence, and have hope that they might not be as bad as we think. Don’t spread hate, please. Be a good example to others by showing maturity.

come as you are at me bro

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

So I can’t stop crying after watching this.

this is by far the most incredible thing I’ve watched in days

This is why I try to see the best in people. This is why I will always take the side of people trying to make this world a better place. Incredible story.

Wow. Truly truly incredible.

This took my breath away.

be kind. your kindness could change somebody’s life.

When I like somebody,I don’t care what we do. We could order some 50 cent Wing Wednesdays and play Uno and I’d be satisfied. Dates are about company and vibes, not money or impressions. In my opinion.