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This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

me, who is way too obsessed with reality cooking shows, burns my food: you know, i like what i did here. i took a risk and it paid off. This adds a whole new dimension of a deep, rich, and smoky taste you don’t usually get from scrambled eggs.

This really creepy.

The Powerpuff Girls reboot is so bad that Ace from the Gangreen Gang straight up dropped out to join Gorillaz

@planetaryprism thanks, i hate it

the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this

this has to be the funniest thing from this entire year im going to lose it 

This is the funniest plot twist ever

Plastic-wrapped, pre-sliced, white “bread”.