@unagislut

the dash is currently drowning in recommended posts and it’s slightly reminiscent of walking into a supermarket at 5 am

@1800buzz i would try and find out if i knew how to make spaghetti but alas i only have a bag of cheetos here will that suffice?

just saw a cockroach leisurely walking back and forth on the carpet by the front door of my apartment and assuming he’s using it to clean his feet i commend his ability to understand basic visitor etiquette perhaps i might invite him in for coffee

@nowyoucancry not at all it might seem like a tiny ball of mystery that you wanna dissect but it’ll really just leave you with a numb and burning mouth and please don’t ask how i know that

people watching in the airport is always entertaining but absolutely nothing could’ve prepared me for this guy who took 2 advil gels and chewed on them like they were gum

doesn’t matter if you prefer lucifer or ring ding dong but what matters is streaming either of them on melon or apple music so i can afford a small fry from mcdonalds cheers