WANDOWS

don't you wish to see her again? your hawke?

— (solas, hawke & varric)

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“Only Andrew saw the strain in Neil’s mask”

blue: "so i gave her some crystals and a hair tie and told her to manifest herself some lesbian sex"

matthew: "can i pick a song? *starts playing the K.C. undercover theme song*"

gansey: "what class are you in?" noah: "uhh valorant lobby"

blue: "why do i even need to take health? i literally see people reproduce in the hallway everyday"

gansey: "every time you think about cutting your penis in half.. kinda puts a damper on your day"

henry: "so i told her, like 15 people have seen your vagina today"

greenmantle: "*showing a diagram of a penis* good story about this one"

ronan: "suck my toes" adam: "that makes it worse? you make me have depression"

henry: "i AM the worlds worst beekeeper. and i AM probably going to jail"

noah: "what's linkedin is it like grindr?"

gansey: "the word of wisdom is so funny to me. oh you wanna drink carbonated sugar with no nutritional benefits? go for it! but you wanna drink PLANT WATER? heaven forfend"

kavinsky: "we need to get the weed... stuff out"

blue: "*talking abt a cat* he's a whorish little freak"

blue: "sorry for having the alpha uterus"

adam: "there are two main categories that most people fall into. homicidal and homosexual. i'm in both of them."

maura: "trees gotta stop changing color in fall or else i'm gonna turn into a plantfucker"