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ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

"I can't tell if OP is doing a wildly bad faith reading of a sentiment I'm familiar with or if there's a corner of this website that is completely insane in a way that I am not personally privy to" is such a classic tumblr feeling isn't it. Like it really could be anything

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

your ocs should have character flaws that make them morally complex and fun to analyze but importantly your ocs should also have character flaws that just kinda make them annoying sometimes. like sure he's an egotist that hurts people to teach them life lessons but he also has strong opinions about marvel movies and leaves all the dishes to his roommates. sure they're horribly self conscious and self sacrificing but they're also the kind of vegan who will quietly judge you for buying fast food. etc.

has anyone ever noticed that really misogynistic men will neg women and scrutinize their bodies but have a meltdown if their dick is criticized? telling your girl you’re not attracted to her A cup boobs and making fun of her labia is fine but if she mentions their dick is small and not as satisfying as a previous sexual partner, they want her crucified for body-shaming and bulling them and hurting their feelings oh so badly. and it is kind of a trump card because women are so used to having their bodies and their sexual appeal criticized and tied to their self worth that they can stomach these comments far better than a man who has just been informed his penis is slightly smaller than preferable. it’s a low blow but it’s so difficult to feel bad for them if they’ve been dishing it out

has anyone ever noticed that really misogynistic men will neg women and scrutinize their bodies but have a meltdown if their dick is criticized? telling your girl you’re not attracted to her A cup boobs and making fun of her labia is fine but if she mentions their dick is small and not as satisfying as a previous sexual partner, they want her crucified for body-shaming and bulling them and hurting their feelings oh so badly. and it is kind of a trump card because women are so used to having their bodies and their sexual appeal criticized and tied to their self worth that they can stomach these comments far better than a man who has just been informed his penis is slightly smaller than preferable. it’s a low blow but it’s so difficult to feel bad for them if they’ve been dishing it out

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

#bringbackleakingclassifieddocuments

“federal judge is blocking the release of-” DOJ employee, save the world, release it and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

straight dudes get so upset when it is not a phase and the hot goth girl they started dating is still a hot goth girl at 40

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

big fan of the genre of video thats just "youtuber uses their youtuber budget to try obvious scams and rip-offs so you dont have to"

yeah can i get an iced regulah and a strawberry frasted

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