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kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

i like to think i’d be a generally happier person if sirius black hadn’t died but i guess we’ll just never kno

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

i want a hot confident girl to push me up against a wall and make out w me is that too much to ask

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point