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heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

I've probably posted about this before but it still gets me that Ripley (my parrot) has a special nickname for my spouse, Tev. Like he knows and uses the names of everyone in his flock (me, Tev, Steve, and Cheese. also a couple of our friends and my mom's dog) but because Tev calls him "Ripley buddy," a couple years ago Ripley started calling him "Tev buddy" instead of just Tev. He doesn't call anybody else buddy. He knows that 'buddy' is a special suffix for him and Tev to use with each other's names because they love each other. Doesn't that just melt your fucking heart

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal