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crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

You've heard of multi-shipper now get ready for multi-headcanoner: where multiple interpretations of the same character coexist in your head and they are all great.

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

i think the wildest thing about small penis jokes amongst leftists is that the number 1 excuse you'll hear is "well i don't think its a bad thing, but they do, so that's why i said it!" and like. aside from the fact that that should never ever fly as an excuse (creating safety for intersex & trans people matters more than twisting a pericis man's internalized toxic masculinity for your own entertainment, which, it is absolutely for your entertainment & schadenfreude) its also like. lets think about the situation right. you heard a car revving really loudly & annoyingly outside, so you imagined that the person driving that car is 1. a man with a penis 2. has a small penis 3. is ashamed of his small penis 4. is channeling that shame about his small penis into revving his car's engine really loud. if you have found yourself in that situation you need to be a little more concerned with why your first thought when someone does something loud and annoying is to create this patriarchal penis fantasia instead of just going "wow what an asshole"

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

many such pillowcases

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

I hate when ppl act shocked that rappers know "high brow" cultural references. It's so condescending "this dumb black guy knows about art" as if they're not the main producers of modern culture.

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing