I'm best friends with my doubt

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

drown your sadness in coffee, literature and fancy desserts.

Listen I know, as a white person, that we have bad taste in food but today my friend told me he eats mac and cheese with apple sauce mixed in and I almost died

He w hat

i know this is super millennial of me to say but i honestly can’t be working a job every day that doesn’t mean anything to me. i need to create. i need to feel alive. i need to do something that means more than just waking up and going to sleep and not knowing what the hell happened in between.

[distantly] THAT DOG

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*