Dec 18, 2020
characters trying out pickup lines
Kevin: do you like alcohol?
Demi: YES
Kevin: then you already like 70% of me
Andrew: Kevin i don’t thi-
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Luca: i know edgar’s pronouns are they/them but i wanna be they/theirs
Edgar: i’m a he/him
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Norton: are you a fart? because you just blew me away
Naib: i will fucking kill you
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Eli: are you a death certificate? because i’d die to have you
Aesop: omg......
Andrew: i want this
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Victor: hy babe, are you death? cuz i hope you come for me soon
Andrew: i just love y
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Norton shaking after getting his ass beat: m-my love for you is like diarrhea...
Naib: don’t even finish the sentence or i’ll screw your neck off of your body
