E.M

Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying

I believe you but I wouldn’t be myself I didn’t make fun of you

He was a buzzkill

He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.

Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?

Well stop it

He was a buzzkill

He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.

Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?

He was a buzzkill

For a good fucking reason!

Still a buzzkill

…We’re buying him tactical baby gear aren’t we? @elijahamiller

Yup

Fine

You two are some fucking weirdos.

I’m offended that people think we’ve been together. We had the same fucking nanny we’re practically siblings

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YALL HAD A NANNY??

Someone had to take care of us.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HOW RICH ARE YAL. I HAD A BABYSITTER AND FAMILY MEMBERS

Well…my dad owns one of the biggest real estate companies on the west cost sooo…yea. |:

Moms a lawyer. Dad does some shit with stocks but mostly has an agency.

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

I’d...rather not?

Masturbate

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.

I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.

Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.

Yes but we’re talking about me at the moment stay focused.

True. You’re great. I guess.

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

I’d...rather not?

Masturbate

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.

I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.

Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

I’d...rather not?

Masturbate

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.