Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying
I said shut up.
You’re not wrong but...shut up bro this is fucking amazing.
I believe you but I wouldn’t be myself I didn’t make fun of you
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Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying
I said shut up.
You’re not wrong but...shut up bro this is fucking amazing.
I believe you but I wouldn’t be myself I didn’t make fun of you

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Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying
He was a buzzkill
He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.
Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?
I’m giving a different perspective.
I couldn’t keep you from making fun of him if I tried.
Well stop it
He was a buzzkill
He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.
Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?
He was a buzzkill
For a good fucking reason!
Still a buzzkill

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He was a buzzkill
We've been busy all day but I wanted to say on here so Happy Birthday Zoie. Love you
…We’re buying him tactical baby gear aren’t we? @elijahamiller
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Fine
Let me grab a credit card

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You got played bro
You two are some fucking weirdos.
I’m offended that people think we’ve been together. We had the same fucking nanny we’re practically siblings
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YALL HAD A NANNY??
Someone had to take care of us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HOW RICH ARE YAL. I HAD A BABYSITTER AND FAMILY MEMBERS
Well…my dad owns one of the biggest real estate companies on the west cost sooo…yea. |:
Moms a lawyer. Dad does some shit with stocks but mostly has an agency.
I’m offended that people think we’ve been together. We had the same fucking nanny we’re practically siblings
Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?
Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.
Imagine what the women do after it’s over.
I’d...rather not?
Masturbate
Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.
You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.
Not that I listen to my dad anyway
I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.
Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.
Yes but we’re talking about me at the moment stay focused.
True. You’re great. I guess.

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Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?
Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.
Imagine what the women do after it’s over.
I’d...rather not?
Masturbate
Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.
You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.
Not that I listen to my dad anyway
I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.
Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.
Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?
Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.
Imagine what the women do after it’s over.
I’d...rather not?
Masturbate
Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.
You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.
Not that I listen to my dad anyway