A Day in the Life

Laura: Look at how cute, I cannot believe.

Laura: Well... Why don't you go buy a ring and then just... carry it around with you until you feel the time is right?

Elijah: We can look after him again if you want to go out again.

Laura: You better have taken some pictures of that because I want to see that, it was probably cute as hell

Laura: Oh whoah, congrats. When were you thinking of doing it?

Elijah: I have a few I can send to you.

Elijah: *attaches them*

Laura: That happens when you have kids, and a significant other dude, it's chill.

Laura: It was fun, I really enjoyed it. Thanks again by the way.

Laura: How was your day?

Elijah: We had a great time together. Gracie was completely fascinated with Aiden around. We spent most of it around the house.

Laura: Surprise?

Laura: There's a lot you don't know about me, Eli

Laura: In your defense though, it's a pretty new-ish development.

Elijah: I guess you're right. We've grown apart over the months.

Laura: Chloe and I are going to hang out, get a coffee and go shopping.

Laura: Hey, are you free to watch Aiden this weekend?

Elijah: As far as I know I am. Sarah and I don't have plans.

That’s what I wondered when I first watched it, I didn’t know how it was allowed. 

Yet, you continued. I had to stop after the bit I watched. I can see how this show is popular and I should take a lesson from it when it comes to my playwriting but I don’t know if I can go that level.

I honestly don’t know, I’ve even wondered that myself. It’s like watching a really bad car crash - that’s just the only way I can describe it. 

What I don’t understand is how this isn’t a type of porn. That’s what had me feel uneasy when I watched.

Please tell me you didn’t watch it 

I saw half an episode. How is this show allowed? It’s past borderline.

No, no I don’t. I think it’d scar you a little. 

I looked it up.

That’s... a lot.

It’s a show about kids going through puberty, it’s got comedians voicing the characters, and it’s animated. It’s really, really wild. There are hormone monsters and everything. 

That sounds awkward to watch. Do you think I’ll like it?

So, Big Mouth is a really, really messed up show… But it’s like a car crash because I can’t stop watching it…

What’s Big Mouth?

Laura: Yeah it does, and I mean I am too tired to process at some points, but at other times I'm too aware and my brain is everywhere all at once. I can't win.

Laura: No, you don't. I can handle it - he won't need to use it till he's 3 months at least.

Laura: I have pregnancy brain. I put my keys in the freezer this morning and then cried for an hour because I thought I lost them, and when I went to go get ice cream - there they were.

Laura: Yeah, my only issue is the crib, I can't put it together, because I can barely even put on my fucking shoes anymore.

Laura: BUT. The bassinet is put together and it's beside my bed, and I've got him some cute ass clothes, so I guess so.

Elijah: I remember Sarah got similar to that too. Does it make it hard to think? Are you too tired to process?

Laura: Because it seemed like you would!

Laura: July 16th, but he could come earlier or later. Why?

I’m looking into community productions. If someone wishes to join me for support or even to share some auditions, just let me know… of course we would go for differing roles.

Laura: That'd be freaking hilarious, don't even deny it, Eli.

Elijah: Who said anything about denial. You're the one assuming I will.