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mello-dramatic

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Everyone. I mean it.

Seriously you guys are about to go to college and you're still acting like children >.> I really don't have the time for this

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I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

contremo

i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional, sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

ICH LIEBE DICH

ulibeanzz

follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little

i would literally be the worst teacher ever

me: all of you sit the fuck down you twats

me: shut the fuck up

me: what do you mean you didn't do your homework it takes five minutes

me: *gives test with all answers being A*

me: you are a little self-centered asshole

me: you belong in kindergarten you little shit

me: all of you leave now i can't handle this

me: *smacks child upside the head with textbook*

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN TALKING"

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is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year

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IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

somethinghaunted

IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS

NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN

WHAT IS HAPPENING

fairylavendery

We’re growing up

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NO

observando

boboboboo

mello-dramatic

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

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THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

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they really do mean everyone

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AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,

“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.” WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

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