EleSeNine

Gajeel’s relationship with Wendy and Natsu is literally

with Wendy:

vs with Natsu:

Based on this

Warning: OOC Gajeel once he’s drunk because well…he is drunk lol..

Gajeel sat at the bar in the guild, gritting his teeth irritably while listening to that drunk Cana and Levy talk. Did they have to have such high pitched voices?! And the way the brunette seemed to be draping herself over his woman was starting to annoy him. He didn’t like anyone touching her that much except him. Cana only had four shots and was acting completely wasted. Gajeel could have six before he would start to feel a little tipsy. What a lightweight.

“I think you’ve had enough Cana,” Levy said giggling while patting Cana’s head that was lying on her shoulder.

“You should try th-this stuff Levy dear,” Cana slurred, throwing her arms in the air dramatically. “It’s my…the..yeah…”

Levy gave her a confused expression. “What?”

“I juss drink it so I can be drunk,” Cana concluded thoughtfully.

Her eyes were half lidded and blood shot. Can turned ungracefully back towards the bar. “Another of my secret mix Mirajane!”Said woman smiled and began mixing it. Gajeel frowned. Clearly Cana didn’t

need anymore. “How about ya cut it for tonight Cana. You can’t hold yer liquor.”

Blurry eyes turned to the dragon slayer. Cana got to her feet and angrily stumbled towards him. She tripped when she was close, having to grab his shoulder to keep from falling on her face. “I’m not! You-you juss don’t know!”

“I know ya can’t drink,” Gajeel shot back. “You only had four shots and your off your ass!”

Cana’s expression grew dark. “I bet you that, that it will knock you on your ass in less than three shots!”

“You’re on!” Gajeel yelled in her face. He turned to Mirajane. “Give me that!”

Levy looked between him and Gajeel. “You don’t have to accept every challenge.”

“Can it shrimp,” Gajeel snapped. “I’m gunna show her how to drink!”

Gajeel held his palm open as Mirajane placed the shot in his hand. “Enjoy Gajeel!”

The she-demon laughed, knowing exactly what was going to happen. Gajeel had no clue just how high the percentage of alcohol in that shot was. Half of one would knock a light drinker on their butts. She was actually curious to see how this would go.

Gajeel downed the first shot and slammed the glass on the counter so hard it could have shattered. He loved the burning sensation going down his throat and settling in his belly. It was definitely hard liquor, but had a sweet hint at the end. Gajeel looked over at Cana.

“So two will put me out huh?” Gajeel taunted.

“Waaaiiit!” Cana sing-songed with a giant smile on her face. “It hits you all at once!”

Gajeel called for another shot and downed it in one gulp. This time he simply placed his shot glass down, slightly tapping it as he did so. “See! I told ya you’re a light weight!”

He continued picking on Cana while she stood arms crossed over her chest, smile never leaving her face. Levy placed her head in her hands, having a feeling that the night was about to get very interesting. Levy looked up to see Gajeel blinking hard. He swallowed thickly and leaned back then forwards, like a tree billowing in the wind. He clenched his fists opened and closed, still trying to focus his vision.

“You’re feeling it!” Cana said doubling over in laughter. Her swift forward motion caused her to lose her balance and she fell forward with a thump.

Panther Lily flew over and landed in Levy’s lap. “What’s going on?”

“Gajeel’s drunk,” Levy sighed. She looked over at Cana and was about to get her off the floor when Gajeel’s bellowing voice startled her.

“Hey!” the dragon slayer shouted. He stood abruptly, knocking his bar stool over in the process. “I’m a fuckin’ hero alright!”

Panther Lily had an amused look on his feline features. “What’s your name then?”

Gajeel paused for a moment, swaying dangerously until he had to take a step back to keep his balance. “I’m Fairy Man!”

He lunged forward, stepping on an unconscious Cana in the process. “I’m fuckin’ Fairy Man! I’ll kick yer fuckin’ goddamn worthless, piece a shit ass!”“So he has more of a potty mouth when he’s intoxicated,” Panther Lily commented.

“It’s only going to get worse. Levy groaned and stood up. “Come on Gajeel, let’s get you home to sleep.”

“Sleep?!” he bellowed. “I can’t sleep when there’s foot a evil and shit!”

Levy shook her head, closing her hazel eyes. “I think you mean ‘evil a foot’”Gajeel threw his arms into a fighting pose. “Don’t you mock Fairy Man!”

He started running and escaped out the front doors of the guild. Levy and Panther Lily followed quickly to make sure he didn’t start destroying anything. They were too late. He’d managed to turn his hand into his Iron Dragon sword and was slicing away at nearby trees and pillars holding up a far end up of the guild. It began to crumble easily from his strength. A loud crash echoed and pillars of smoke billowed from the broken concrete.

“Gajeel stop!” Levy shouted frantically as Panther Lily transformed into his fighting form.

“I’m Fairy Man!” he yelled. “I gotta find me a cape!”

Levy snorted despite the fact that Gajeel had just caused hundreds of dollars in damage to the guild. They reached the mess and looked around for their trouble maker who had mysteriously gone quiet. Levy was starting to think he’d run away again, but they found him not too far away near a tree. He face down in the thick grass, snoring loudly.

“He’s out cold,” Panther Lily said.

Gajeel can single-handedly fill up the swear jar in 2 days.

ps. that video though? cursed.

A New Life

C R A V I N G S ♥

Prompt: Mint

Pairing: Gajevy (Fairy Tail)

Enjoy! Dedicated to @rougescribe​ and @caandleworks​ for helping me :)

———

Mint.

She loved it.

Every since she was a little girl, Levy absolutely adored the minty flavor. To her it was fresh and clean, giving her taste buds a cold shock as she popped in peppermint gum. She not only loved the cool taste, but the smell. Most of her lotions and hair products incorporated the plant in many ways. Mint tea, peppermint ice cream and especially candy canes easily can make her salivate at the mouth.

It was a flavor she just couldn’t resist. 

—

Mint.

He hated it. 

Every since Gajeel was little, mint was his personal enemy. The strong stench always burned his nose and corrupted his taste buds. Mint chocolate ice cream, peppermint gum and worst of all candy canes, all of these treats tournament him any time he was offered.  

“Maybe you will learn to like it?” Juvia had said when they were young while sucking on a minty pop. Of course he rolled his eyes at the little rain girl, he even glared at the sticky treat. Mint was something he wasn’t fond of and nothing could change his mind. 

It was a flavor he never wanted.

Or so he thought.

Because right now, at this very moment, mint was something he craved. 

The flavor he had come to hate, melted in his mouth. Levy’s tender kiss sending him into another world as the mint flavor swirled in this mouth.  As he deepened the kiss, all he could think about was mint. Her soft skin rubbing against him had a slight hint of mint that his nose picked up. Her hair entangled in his fingers was soft and silky like the plant, Levy McGarden was a mint haven he wanted to taste. 

He didn’t know why he craved the cool flavor, he never had before. 

–

Looking at the candy cane laying on the counter, Gajeel grabbed it and popped it in his mouth. The instant the red and white swirl touched his tongue he gagged. Coughing he looked towards the door, and saw the Levy had just walked in. Placing her coat on the hook, he had an idea. 

 “Here Shrimp suck on this.” He said calmly and extended his arm out ready to offer her the nasty swirled cane. Taking off her shoes, she sighed. 

 “Right now Gajeel? I just got home can’t we wait till later-“ She turned to see him with the candy. 

“Oh, okay” She began to suck on it, the minty goodness coating her tongue making her sigh. He could smell the lolly twirling in her mouth, the scent much different than a few moments ago. 

 “Okay that’s enough.” He took it from her mouth. A cute pout spread on her face.

 “Hey what are-“ His lips crashed to her and she eagerly responded. 

Pulling apart he looked at her with a content face. 

 “Yep I’m right”

 “Right about what?” She asked and took her treat back from him. 

 “I only like mint if it’s been in you.” He winked making her slightly choke on the candy cane. 

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KISS ME ~ ♪

gimme AIR

detective gajeel and his team (wife and cat)

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