Those who don't jump will never fly

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

i think we should all take notes from cats and just lie in a warm patch of sunlight for a little while

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

when his hands are so nice u just want him to put his fingers in your mouth

or around my throat. or inside me.

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

what if mcr does drop new music, tho? what then? what would we do then? just listen to it? huh? listen to brand new never-before-heard mcr music in 2020? you’re serious?