Angery bonsai

My longfics (I definitely won’t link every oneshot here, because it’s simply too much)

Wanderer in the Mist of Time (Tolkien, finished), AU, what if Lindir is secretly Maglor and the Arkenstone a Silmaril? But don’t fear, it has a happy ending

Childhood memories (Tolkien, ongoing): kidnapdoption, simple as that. After the Third Kinslaying Maglor takes with him the little twin sons of Elwing and takes care of them. First their relationship is complicated at best, but slowly they grow fond of each other

Tide’s change (Tolkien, ongoing), complete rework of my very first fanfic about Legolas starting with how his parents met and ending with him going to Valinor with Gimli

Into the Void (Tolkien, ongoing): My little Angbang series with the first part The Spring of Arda marred complete, first part about the seduction of Mairon and how he became a Maia of Melkor

Earenis (Tolkien, technically complete): what once started as a not really serious persiflage of Mary Sues became much more serious very quickly. Technically complete, because the German text is complete (except for a few chapters in the third part), but I have to finish translating it. Earenis is half elf, half orc and the chosen one to stop a new enemy, a servant of Sauron (as I said, she should have been a Mary Sue, lol). However, thing don’t turn out quite as expected. Plus dragons. Always put dragons in it.

Fae barad - Foreign soul (Tolkien, complete): Legolas lands in modern day London and needs to find a way back in his time

Elrond’s diaries (Tolkien, ongoing, open end), simply as the title says. Currently in a state of reworking, I post as I go, won’t have a definite end

The right hand of death (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivlion, technically complete): life and work of Lucien Lachance and how he started as a street urching and ended as one of the Dark Brotherhood’s most talented assassins; technically complete because the German text is long finished, I just have to continue translating it. If I may say so I still think this is my best text

Roots (Naruto, complete): founding of Konoha with focus on Hashirama’s and Madara’s relationship (because HashiMada is canon, you can’t convince me otherwise) and the problems they have to face in realization of their shared dream. Not all things go as smoothly as they wish for.

Adamantine (Naruto, finished): The AU, in which the Uzumaki women solve every problem Konoha ever had, simply because Uzumaki supremacy. Kabuto summons Mito and Kushina with Edo Tensei, but Mito breaks out of his control and together with Kushina take on the Juubi. The war is won, Madara never goes full on crazy and my OT3 HashiMadaMito finally gets some time together. Zetsu gets yeeted into the abyss where he belongs.

Krigsgaldr (Naruto, finished): the AU where cute little murder bean Izuna is allowed to live. Only three years after they got separated Hashirama and Madara meet again and plan to end the war. Because you just can't separate them! Heavily influenced by the aesthetics of Heilung (hence the title, which translates to war chant in Old Norse). Bonus for queer teenagers and nonbinary Izuna (Izuna, the character who’s completely made of anger and the rest is awesome projection surface, because Kishimoto tells us literally nothing about him). First part of my Butterfly Verse.

Butterfly Effect (Naruto, finished): Once Tobirama spared Izuna's life. Now it's Izuna's time to save Tobirama. As in the Kinkaku force gets their asses kicked by ferral Izuna. Part of the Butterfly Verse.

Until Eternity (Naruto, finished): Ghost AU, where Naruto ends up with the ghost of Madara (spice it up with Kurama), Sasuke with the ghost of Hashirama and Sakura with the ghost of Mito. Edo Tensei Tobirama is in there as well for some obscure reason because I write this.

Underneath the Silence (Naruto, ongoing): TobiMina timetravel fix-it, where Tobirama escapes the Kinkaku Force, but lands in modern day Konoha where Minato is currently Hokage. Nearly everyone he knows is dead and he struggles to find his place in this new world. And then Kyubi attacks, hupsi 😇

水の音 (mizu no oto): Sound of Water (Naruto, finished): Transmasc Tobirama invents transition and ends the war with it.

Unpublished stuff I’m currently working on

War in Eregion (Tolkien), this is probably not the final title. Technically the third part of my Angbang series, but can be read separately. It’s about Elrond trying to establish his spot in the politics of Lindon, Gil-galad trying his best as (not so) new king and Sauron worming his way into his enemies’ ranks

The Bliss of Valinor (Tolkien): second Angbang text about Mairon further establishing himself as new Lieutnant of Angband and spy for Melkor in Valinor

Ghost of Uchiha (Naruto), modern AU, Madara has a habbit of adopting little lost Uchiha kids (as in Obito, Itachi and Sasuke) and accidentially starts a collection (will be a bit more serious, than this description sounds, lol), OT3 HashiMadaMito, I’m throwing all my queer headcanons for them in this. Also cockatiels. Just because. And nobody can stop me from writing my own tiels into this!

Mirrors: The AU where Tsunade has to learn that her Grandpa maybe was not the person who she thinks he was. Aka suddenly she has to deal with a Sharingan. (Aka that's what's happening when I bullshit around)

Neon Dream: Cyberpunk AU of Team Minato, imagine a meshup between Cyberpunk 2077 and Horizon

Akatsuki!Minato: He defects from Konoha together with Kushina and his team and Akatuski happens. Just in a slightly different way.

Stuff I haven’t started yet but have (vague) ideas for

What if Maedhros found Eluréd and Elurín, because more kidnapdoption is always good, but add even more drama and hurt and angst. Will turn out a bit more bittersweet than Childhood memories. Will be multi chaptered and is in fact already fully plotted (wow, what’s wrong with me o.0)

Maedhros lives and goes with Elros to Númenor. The Lords of Númenor think their King an inexperienced kid despite the fact that Elros is much older than most of them. Maedhros teaches them otherwise. Plus some cultural differences, because Elros is, after all, raised as Noldo. Problably an oneshot (but who knows).

A long oneshot or a short longfic about Cicero and how he became the jester of the Dark Brotherhood and Keeper of the Night Mother. (You’re just a mean cutthroat if you betray his trust in his Listener and kill him! 😤) Based on his diaries.

A spin off to The right hand of death with the backstory of Vicente Valtieri and how he becase a vampire and ended up with the Dark Brotherhood. Definitely multi chaptered

Born to Live, second part of Roots, currently in a state of ploting, Mito will be focus character.

Implementing my hc, that Tobirama is Kakashi’s grandpa, into my Butterfly Verse, but I need a plot D: Why do I need a plot! T.T