Something Relentless

U know what’s jacked up though about holding in a fart …… It can still make the fart sound inside of u like the movement of gas inside….. Sounds so ugly. Last week I was holding in my fart and it went brrrrrrrrrp in my gut and I was like wtf am I holding you in for if ur gonna expose me like that……: so holding in is cancelled just go to the bathroom

if you pull apart your buttcheeks it just makes that “phew” sound instead of that “brrrrrraaaap” sound. 

And who’s next your mother? Your brother? You see it is natural to want to fuck your family. …..

This is the sad truth

This is the sad truth

And who's next your mother? Your brother? You see it is natural to want to fuck your family. .....

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it