hello vonnie
Today's Document
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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tannertan36
Cosmic Funnies
Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
Game of Thrones Daily
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
Claire Keane
NASA
seen from Tunisia
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Iraq
seen from Vietnam
seen from Singapore
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Pakistan
seen from Germany
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@electricdarcy
Texts: Darcy (Technology 2, Thor 0)
Thor: Is it so? I lost track of time.
Thor: The laundry needed to be done.
Thor: My cape was muddy.
Darcy: I don't even want to know about the muddy cape.
Darcy: I can get a car to get me there in 15, do you need me to come fix it?
Darcy: If I do, I'm staying the night with you.
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Texts: Open (Technology 2, Thor 0)
Thor: Is the washing device supposed to leak like this?
Thor: There are suds everywhere.
Thor: I may have broken it.
Thor: If it was not broken before...it is now.
Darcy: It's four in the morning.
Darcy: I love you. But not at four in the morning.
Darcy: Why are you doing washing at FOUR IN THE MORNING?
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(309):
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
233 (from thor)
(864):Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
That’s intense. I would have just turned the phone off - or, rather, smashed it into a wall.
But yelling at them is much more fun.
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How did you get to do that?
They wanted to speak to Tony and called me 18 times before I had coffee.
❝ No. ❞
He shook his head, the glasses clinking against the bottle of liquor. Loki carried it over beside her, placing it down on his bedside table.
❝ I’m not sharing my bed. ❞
Opening the top, he poured reasonable amounts in each glass. He took one up, shook his head once, again ❝ I don’t jest, ❞ then took a sip.
She rolled her eyes, still laughing at him. There was a moment when she might have thought to be upset about his rejection of her, but really, getting him to just sit with her was a miracle in herself.
"Chill out, Scary Spice, worst comes to worst I'll go pinch the sofa with Thor. He wouldn't turn me away in my hour of drunken need."
Darcy tilted the glass back to her lips and smiled when she felt the liquid burn down the back of her throat.
"At least I have good taste in booze."
"I could think of a few more, if you wanted to hear them."
"I would always like to hear compliments. Not enough people are complimenting me right now."
"Just tell them I died and can no longer offer my constituency to their voting numbers and I’m sure they’ll stop."
"I told them that last month."
"They’re definitely the best pair I’ve ever seen. But maybe its a little much if you knew how much I think about them, ya know? Gotta stay a gentleman."
"Since when have you been a gentleman?"
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riotfaerie:
Tasertricks - ‘Myeuh Myeuh’
Loki just can’t. So I got this idea while I was roleplaying with a couple of Tasertrick fans on Chatzy many months ago. I had such a great time with them. You know who you are. <3
xhvedrungrx pls imagine this happening in best friend time
Ringtone Meme
☏ These are the contacts in Darcy's phone, and the ringtones she has set for them. ☏
Jane
All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u
Thor (notofthisrealm)
Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
Loki (xhvedrungrx)
Emo Kid - (I don't know who wrote this)
Tony (not-the-worst-thing)
Who Do You Think You Are - Spice Girls
Wade (slice-and-dice-and-slice-again)
Talk Dirty - Jason Derulo
MJ (missmaryjanewatson)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Peter (morethanascrawnynerdd)
We Like Them Girls - Yourfavouritemartian
Steve (manoutoftimex)
Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
And here I thought I just needed to stay out of the government business because I’m a threat to the security.
I'm making them change the rules. I got to yell at a senator the other week.
"You sound like Pepper."
"Which makes your claims of us being puppets all the more possible."
"That's about the best compliment you could give me."
After taking the bottle from the
fridge and reaching up to grab two glasses, he turned, making a bit of a face.
❝ Here? ❞ as in his room ❝ I would prefer it if you don’t find yourself to be that drunk. ❞
He doesn’t actually want her to stay that long. Granted it may not be the space he wants, for he’d rather be home on Asgard, but it was still his, sort of. She might end up crashing on his bed and he was always protective over it. His bed, not hers.
She rolled her eyes. Apparently the Norse God of Mischief didn't know how to respond to her jokes yet. Darcy had thought that by now he would have at least got a little bit used to the way she acted. There were plenty of people in the tower that she would rather stay with if it came to her getting overly drunk.
"Didn't you hear? We're going to be cuddly sleepers."
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The Student: A Darcy Lewis fanmix
for electricdarcy <3
part of the RUINS OF SHIELD REBORN roleplay group
listen here on Spotify
thor/poptarts
"Get the fuck away from my cupboards."
