☆ Genie ☆

david bowie and queen made a song together called “under pressure” and was released in november 2nd, 1981.

two days after sirius and remus’ best friends passed away.

they couldn’t even enjoy it together because sirius was already sent off to azkaban.

merperson: what’s a gender

marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?

merperson: i’m merfolk

marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?

Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

Oh, hi Raine! I am safe :)

Britta... I'm safe, I'm just probably going to incredibly annoyed - don't get me wrong, I love her, but she's insufferable.

Helen Lovejoy. She’d rip me to shreds and have fun doing it

OH MY GOD MY WIFE

he'd probably verbally abuse me😔

In case you don’t know, Balamory was a TV show in the mid-noughties aimed at preschool children. It was set in a small Scottish coastal town where everyone lived in a different coloured house.

I will now explain the Extreme Queerness of Balamory, with pictures.

Nothing says Queer Panic like Miss Hoolie the primary school teacher, especially when interacting with the delightful and very lesbian PE teacher Josie Jump:

Josie lives in a yellow castle because she knows drama is a queen’s BASIC RIGHT.

Over in the Orange House is Disaster Bi, Spencer the artist and musician.

Meanwhile there are PC Plum in the white cottage and Archie the Inventor who lives in the pink castle (yes, this tiny coastal town has two castles, nothing says gay af like excessively dramatic abodes) and there is no straight explanation for these two:

Especially this:

Then if you need a mechanic, or heck just a bus driver, head down to the blue garage and meet Edie McCredie, Mighty Lesbian.

Running the village sweet shop you’ve got Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket, who are clearly married.

In conclusion, Balamory is EXCEPTIONALLY queer and it suddenly explains why I was obsessed with it when I was 17 and decided my career of choice was to become a new character who lived in the Purple House. Look at these beautiful dorks. I love them and want to live with them.