A Shore Thing (Ha.)

[SMS: Cowgirl] Electra has her moments. Her friend less so but if she feels the way you feel then I feel bad for her a little.

[SMS: Cowgirl] Ugh. Feelings. Gross.

[SMS: Cowgirl] Feelings are also a lot of effort. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t give half a fuck about any pity or compassion I feel for her in that regard. She’s the scary one I told you about. 

[SMS: Cowgirl] Mother of God

[SMS; Sonshine] It’s the stuff that looks like spiderwebs but it what you wont tell me is that bad we’ll need to use skin glue which is in my bathroom cabinet by the toothpaste. Just get it out for me and I’ll do it so you dont glue your fingers together.

[SMS: Sonshine] THATS NOT WHAT THATS FOR ALEK. TAKE IT OFF AND APPLY PRESSURE WITH A CLEAN TOWEL. CLEAN. CLEEEEEEAN. Germs and infection are a thing holy shit.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Being nice is overtly over rated.

[SMS; Cowgirl] My sister totally has a word for that. Hold on.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Empath. She has a friend that’s the same way I guess. Almost like an emotional vampire.

[SMS; Cowgirl] That is the nerdiest fucking thing I’ve ever thought/written and I feel like I need to go punch a wall and grow a beard to get my man card bacl.

[SMS: Cowgirl] Electra has her moments. Her friend less so but if she feels the way you feel then I feel bad for her a little.

[SMS: Cowgirl] Ugh. Feelings. Gross.

[SMS; Sonshine] Ew gross no. They’re guest towels. And sometimes Rufus’s towels.

[SMS; Sonshine] It’s the stuff that looks like spiderwebs but it what you wont tell me is that bad we’ll need to use skin glue which is in my bathroom cabinet by the toothpaste. Just get it out for me and I’ll do it so you dont glue your fingers together.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Mmm see it’s shit like that that’s gonna get me in trouble

[SMS; Cowgirl] IDC that you just said that to give me shit because you biting your lower lip is still hot so whtevr

[SMS; Cowgirl] My sister totally has a word for that. Hold on.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Empath. She has a friend that’s the same way I guess. Almost like an emotional vampire.

[SMS; Cowgirl] That is the nerdiest fucking thing I’ve ever thought/written and I feel like I need to go punch a wall and grow a beard to get my man card bacl.

[SMS; Sonshine] That’s not even a little bit comforting. You’re not hurt though right? 

[SMS; Sonshine] Uhm have you met our family? Of course I have a first aid kit, brat. Oh shit okay red towels in the bathroom under the sink. IF YOU USE THE WHITE ONES I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED YOUR OWN BLOOD, ALEK COVEN

[SMS; Sonshine] DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO DIRECTIONS HOLY SHIT

[SMS; Sonshine] Ew gross no. They’re guest towels. And sometimes Rufus’s towels.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Quivering Girlhood sounds like a really shitty name for a band. Also, you’re welcome. I live to make pale thighs tremble ;)

[SMS; Cowgirl] Mmm see it’s shit like that that’s gonna get me in trouble

[SMS; Cowgirl] IDC that you just said that to give me shit because you biting your lower lip is still hot so whtevr

[SMS; Sonshine] You’re so lucky I love you or I’d take away cookies from you for like a week.

[SMS: Sonshine] Your blood or someone elses, love? First aid kit is in my left nightstand.

[SMS; Sonshine] That’s not even a little bit comforting. You’re not hurt though right? 

[SMS; Sonshine] Uhm have you met our family? Of course I have a first aid kit, brat. Oh shit okay red towels in the bathroom under the sink. IF YOU USE THE WHITE ONES I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED YOUR OWN BLOOD, ALEK COVEN

[SMS; Sonshine] DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO DIRECTIONS HOLY SHIT

[SMS; Cowgirl] I mean, if you’re into that ;). Your just mad because it means I’m good with my hands and now that’s all you’ll be able to think about. I have that effect on women. 

[SMS; Cowgirl] Quivering Girlhood sounds like a really shitty name for a band. Also, you’re welcome. I live to make pale thighs tremble ;)

[SMS; Sonshine] Luv u more

[SMS; Sonshine] I’m wounded. I make my chicken with love and this Nandos fucker is where your heart is? FOR SHAME, ALEK. FOR SHAME.

[SMS; Sonshine] JK it’s cool as long as you love my cookies more.

[SMS; Sonshine] You’re so lucky I love you or I’d take away cookies from you for like a week.

[SMS: Sonshine] Your blood or someone elses, love? First aid kit is in my left nightstand.

[SMS; Cowgirl] Easy, tiger. HEY I AM NOT A PLANT ALRIGHT?

[SMS; Cowgirl] I make music. I dont listen to it. Theres a difference.

[SMS; Cowgirl] I almost thought about blocking your number but that takes effort

[SMS; Cowgirl] I mean, if you’re into that ;). Your just mad because it means I’m good with my hands and now that’s all you’ll be able to think about. I have that effect on women. 

[SMS; Sonshine] For the record, yes I chanted that outloud while I typed it. Violet is very confu sed.

[SMS; Sonshine] As long as it’s not like Five Nights at Freddies. Also, I’m so offended, you’ve totally had my chicken before are you saying this Nando bastard makes his better???

[SMS; Sonshine] Luv u more

[SMS; Sonshine] I’m wounded. I make my chicken with love and this Nandos fucker is where your heart is? FOR SHAME, ALEK. FOR SHAME.

[SMS; Sonshine] JK it’s cool as long as you love my cookies more.

[SMS; Cowgirl] We need a Holday Haters Anonymous. HHA. We can have jackets that have Christmas trees on fire. 

[SMS; Cowgirl] If you start quoting O Captain My Captain i will block your number so fast. 

[SMS; Cowgirl] Easy, tiger. HEY I AM NOT A PLANT ALRIGHT?

[SMS; Cowgirl] I make music. I dont listen to it. Theres a difference.

[SMS; Cowgirl] I almost thought about blocking your number but that takes effort

[SMS; Sonshine] NO ASSHAT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOUR HEAVEN IS. THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT WITH SINGING ROBOT ANIMALS

[SMS; Sonshine] For the record, yes I chanted that outloud while I typed it. Violet is very confu sed.

[SMS; Sonshine] As long as it’s not like Five Nights at Freddies. Also, I’m so offended, you’ve totally had my chicken before are you saying this Nando bastard makes his better???

[SMS; Cowgirl] Jokes. I get that. Maybe not with a record player, but I get that. Somebody having a case of the mondays?

[SMS; Cowgirl] We need a Holday Haters Anonymous. HHA. We can have jackets that have Christmas trees on fire. 

[SMS; Cowgirl] If you start quoting O Captain My Captain i will block your number so fast.