MAG160 but if Jonah Magnus was trying to keep up with Gen Z
You are zesty. You are bussin'. You are based. The power of the Bitchless Watcher flows through you, and the time of our victory dance is here.
Don’t worry, bestie. You’ll get used to it here, in the minecraft world that we have made.
Now. Repeat after me.
You who throw shade and side eye and understand none. You who like and subscribe and will not donate. You who wait and wait and repost in all that is not yours by right.
Come to us in your rizz.
Come to us in your wokeness.
Bring all that is spooks and all that is heebie-jeebies and all that is the awful cringe that copes and seethes and malds and yeets and drips and serves and vibes and slays and oops and cooks and stans and simps and dabs!
Come to us.
I – SPILL – THE TEA!
