something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldnât put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like theyâre players in a dnd campaign
Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs
Godbrand: Wait b-
DM: Iâll allow it





















