When you rot, I will answer

unfortunately I am a lover and a pervert and if you send me a selfie I will be thinking about how you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen and that I need to kiss your face all over, and will also be thinking about fucking you into the mattress. it's a balance tbh

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

as a transmasc dude I feel like I need to tell everyone about desogestrel because that shit stops menstruation for me entirely