i dunno what to tell ya

Knotted cocks that stretch you full and are long enough that the tip can kiss your cervix? YES.

Knotted cocks with an added flared head that can unfold inside you to grasp your cervix and make sure every single drop of cum within your partners aching, churning, overfull testicles are pumped directly into your fertile, thirsty womb? YES PLEASE FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME.

Drool dribbles from his maw and his long forked tongue swirls over my skin, using the excuse that he’s cleaning me up but really just wanting to taste me. And he can’t stop moaning and whispering the most filthy things, promising he’s gonna stuff me to the brim and trap me with him forever. Every wet plap, plap, plap is intertwined with his sinful promises.

“Wan’ me to make you a mommy? Gonna keep you all full and pregnant, make sure you never gon’ leave my side. You’ll stay right here where you belong…”

Wedding night

she tries to help you out sometimes in exchange. you were at a concert last week and some guy was harassing you, and you heard her snarl in your ear. you tried to tell him to back up, but she moved too fast, and suddenly there were three deep, parallel gouges in his cheek as a warning. he left you alone after that

she’s also a pretty good emotional support. when you’re stressed, you come home from work and sit on a stool in the middle of the room so she can massage the aches out of your back with her powerful claws

most of your dates are cooking at home. your kitchen is U-shaped, so you can work at one side and she can work at the other. you eat at two little tables so she can also sit and eat

you don’t know what she looks like. you’ve tried to look at her in a mirror. that entirely doesn’t work. you do know that she has scales, because you can feel them on your body when you cuddle nude at night. you also know she has a big hooked beak like a bird of prey, but only because she’s told you that

you figured out early on that if you lay on your stomach she can fuck you because she’s still technically behind you - and she’s really good at basically everything you like, plus her claws can serve as built-in knifeplay for the nights you’re feeling that

the only major downside is the starting cost. humans, unlike dragons, don’t have wings that double as heat exchangers, so they require a much more controlled temperature range to be comfortable. they also need highly specialized diets consisting of grains, fruits, and proteins that dragons may not have on claw. (they can, however, digest a bevy of common toxins and in many cases enjoy consuming them)

humans also differ from other common pets in that they are startlingly intelligent, in many cases rivaling the dragons that own them, and as such they need to be mentally stimulated. all humans have different mental and physical stimulation requirements, so research your human before you adopt! a dragon who enjoys laying on their hoard and watching kobold reality dramas isn’t well suited for an athletic human, and vice versa.

due to their intelligence, humans can also be incredibly stubborn, and have a reputation for negotiating with their owners. you can encourage this, as it can be fun for them, but be sure to ensure they don’t take charge of you by rewarding them for positive (submissive) behavior. (negative reinforcement has been found to be unsuccessful)