Memes from the Moulderwood

Thronebreaker | T | 3k words

Delirious after being struck by a Scoia'tael's poisoned arrow, Gascon lets slip a dangerous piece of information to the wrong person.

While they wait for the closest healer to tie off a row of stitches on a badly wounded infantryman, Gascon attempts to diffuse the tense atmosphere by cracking halfhearted jokes about so much damage being done by such a small prick and how he never thought he’d have his tits out in front of the queen. But his jests ring hollow. His face is pale, his green eyes wide with fear. Meve crouches down near the head of his cot and rests her hand on his forehead. 

“You’ll be fine,” she tries to make her words sound soothing, but they come out strict as an order. 

fast doodles and bonus

my hand is a machine that turns a war criminal into a coquette girl

I look inside myself and see my heart is black

I see my red door, I must have it painted black

Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts

pic for the witcher ask

q: what weapon do you prefer to bring freedom and peace to the elven people?

a: i prefer strict calculation. It allows me to act accurately, efficiently, and silently. What's the point of bravado in a fight?

isengrim!!!!!! and some details

they were best friends until a crossbow bolt blew off one ear and hit the other right in the eye