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AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Things i tried to do to get rid of depression #1

Opening the windows in the morning. Shoo’ing away the bad vibes before you start the day, or alternatively, whenever you open windows.

Shaking out your duvet before before bed - I like to shake it a certain number of times for different types of banishing because I have my own number associations. You can also shake out rugs and matts.

Exfoliating. Enough said.

Sweeping is, of course, a very traditional banishing ritual, but hoovering could work too. (Ala Sabrina the teenage witch…)

Most cleaning could be used in a banishing way - but anything that involves scrubbing, acidic substances, bleaching, fragrances, or anything heavy duty is particularly apt.

Slamming doors. Impolite and loud, sure, but you could fashion a very small spell in which you literally slam the door on the thing you want to banish. Perhaps write it out on paper, screw it up in a ball, throw it out the door and slam it.

Perfume - particularly perfumes with traditionally banishing ingredients can be worn to keep bad shit at bay. (For example, oppoponax is becoming more common in perfume oils which is traditionally used to keep spirits out, but lemon, spices and anything smoky could count towards a variety of banishing purposes.)

Mouthwash or any mouth rinse could work as a banishing ritual, especially in times of poor health.

Shaking it out. It sounds silly but I often get aches in my knuckles and wrists, so I shakes my hands and arms to alleviate it and in doing so make a little banishing ritual of it, shaking out poor health with activity and movement.

Stretching is also another variation on the above - I feel it gets rid of kinks and festering hideouts for bad vibes physically.