eliana

do they actually rip you apart limb by limb in sophomore year or am I going to be okay

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

i wonder if anyone has vague posted about me before

when i was younger i would get really embarrassed for some reason when people started singing in a show but idk why because most of the time those songs were BANGERS

like. sea hawk’s shanties were peak music.