i'm not inclined to resign to maturity.

Hangover?

Major.

What’s the worst that could happen besides dying?

I could get mugged, lost, kidnapped, or I could end up terribly, terribly bored. 

That’s not too good, y’know. 

S'pose it wouldn't hurt.

I live in a house, actually.

I quite like challenges.

Good, just text me the when and the where and we're all set.

I know that— I’m just sayin’ if my stairway to heaven is fuckin’ light, then that’s just gay.

Well, here's hoping heaven's the party to end all parties then, eh? 

My sort of heaven don’t have shit to do with light.

Well, the light's supposed to lead you to heaven, I think. The light itself isn't heaven. I dunno though, I dunno a lot o' things.

Died for a couple minutes, too, actually. That was pretty life changing, all the “go to the light” stuff is utter bullshit. Y’just kinda sleep.

That's disappointing, I think I understand why they tell us the "go into the light" bullshit, though, I mean, 'cause anything else is sort of anti-climactic, isn't it? 

Yup. Hemorrhage. Twice. Not as fun as it sounds.

Doesn't sound very fun.

Really? Fuck's sake.

Y’know what? It’s just gonna plode, and I’m going to be perfectly okay with whatever ploding it decides to do.

Hopefully, however it plodes, it won't kill you.

Yeah. I’m not easily amused.

Challenge accepted.

Ahhh, shit, I think I ate so much my stomach is going to explode.

I don't think so.

Yeah? That sucks for you then.

It really does.

Yeah.

You're lucky, really, I haven't slept in ages, can't seem to manage it.