queen of neutrality

“Just a little while longer.”

“Can you come tuck me in?”

“Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”

“Did you sleep okay last night?”

“C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“Can we stay in tonight?”

“Will you stay with me?”

“Shh, it’s okay.”

“Go to sleep, go to sleep.”

“Hold my hand.”

“C’mere, it’s alright.”

“You’re fine.”

“You’re apart of the family.”

“Hug?”

“Gimme a kiss!”

“Can I snuggle with you?”

“Your breakfast is getting cold!”

“Tickle, tickle, tickle!”

“I got you something!”

“No, go back to sleep.”

“What are you smiling about?”

“He’s such a downer.”

“Here, I’ll zip you up.”

“Do you want me to read to you?”

“I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”

“Turn around!”

“Your tie is crooked.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Can we get a dog?”

“I love you.”

“Time for your bath.”

“You first.”

“Lemme wash your hair.”

“Stop squirming!”

“My turn!”

“Mind if I move a bit closer?”

“Can I stay the night?”

“Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”

“They forgot to flush!”

“Come here!”

“Mom! They’re being mean!”

“Dad! They’re being mean!”

“Help! They’re being mean!”

“Think we can play a board game later?”

“Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”

“Watch your tone!”

“Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”

“Don’t slam the door!”

“Eat your greens.”

“Stop playing with your food.”

“Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”

“Happy Birthday!”

“They sing like a goddamn crow.”

“Don’t sass me, young lady.”

“Don’t sass me, young man.”

“Don’t sass me, little one.”

“I don’t like kissing them.”

“I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”

“Read to me.”

“What is going on?”

“You’re crazy, but I like that.”

“Hey, watch out for them, okay?”

“I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”

“We’re out of milk again!”

“Who wants a hearty breakfast?”

“Back in my day….”

“They’re my annoying younger sibling.”

as requested by anon. part one here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Make sure to eat before you go.”

“What were you thinking?!”

“How are you getting home?” / “What time will you be back?”

“Don’t eat/drink that!”

“I don’t trust him/her/them.”

“You’re so clumsy…come here.”

“Don’t you dare go out there young man/lady/one!”

“You can’t just go wandering off like that.”

“I’m not going to let you die/get hurt/get your heart broken.”

“Is this person/lady/guy bugging you?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there.”

“Put on your seatbelt.”

“You don’t understand it now, but I’m trying to protect you.”

“I don’t need you to save me.” / “It’s my job to save you.”

“Let me go in first.”

“Did you not see that car/motorcycle/space ship/etc. coming right at you?”

“Stop complaining. I’m trying to save your life.”

“I’ll diffuse the bomb. You get out of here.”

“Come on, let’s go for a walk.”

“I know I never say it, but…thanks.” / “I will never say thanks.”

“Will you stay a little longer?”

“I didn’t tell you because I knew what you’d say.”

“Stop talking or we’ll be found.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“Don’t you see that it’s a trap?”

2. A question you're surprised no one has asked.

3. A favorite picture of your muse. And explain why.

4. A favorite picture of your muse's face claim BUT that you don't think actually matches your character too well. And explain why.

5. Gifs or icons and why?

6. Top 3 favorite fonts for Photoshops?

7. Formatting or no and why?

8. Sidebar themes, yes or no?

9. Themes where the scrolling part is a center rectangle and there's a still picture outside. Yes or no and why?

10. One bad part of writing in general?

11. One bad part of writing alone?

12. One bad part of writing with others (roleplaying)?

13. Something you don't think you're good at writing and why.

14. How do you keep your blog organized?

15. One thing that draws you to a character to want to roleplay them?

16. One thing that draws you to a character to make you want to roleplay WITH them (as your partner's character)?

17. A character trait you think is overused?

18. A character trait you don't see often that your muse has.

19. A character trait you don't see often that your muse does NOT have and why.

Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.

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“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

“I just got fired.”

“We have two options here - run, or give up. Which will it be?”

“I see no problem in using every food we have as a pizza topping.”

“Green isn’t really your color …”

“Truth be told, I’d rather get stomped on by a herd of cows than meet your parents.”

“I don’t care how it’s been before, but there are people depending on you now, so you need to get your shit together!”

“Hey, our outfits match!”

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“I always knew I couldn’t trust you.”

“Can you come to my place at 9 p.m. dressed as a mailman? I’ll explain later. Oh - and bring a shovel!”

“Let me braid your hair.”

“I warned you, didn’t I? Said you should be careful. Why didn’t you listen?”

“I gotta say, I’m really jealous of your eyes. Like they’re so pretty it looks like you have make up on even when you don’t.”

“Any reason you have 12 sixpacks of Red Bull in your fridge?”

“I’ve never seen you dressed like that before. You look … really pretty.”

“We need to get out of here quickly! There are people after us!”

“Ever since I met you, I’ve been having very shitty luck.”

“How can you come here after everything you did to me?”

“You ruined me.”

“My offer still stands.”

“I can stop if I want, I just don’t want to.”

“So … what’s someone like you doing in a place like this?”

“I can fit like 16 strawberries in my mouth!”

“Why do you always do exactly the opposite of what you should?!”

“Can you please stop interrupting me with your puns? I have something important to tell you.”

“Oh, bullshit, you knew that one already.” And another.

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’ this kid is insane, man! ’

’ the world’s gonna know your name! ’

’ what’s your name, man? ’

’ there’s a million things i haven’t done. ’

’ just you wait. ’

’ in new york you can be a new man. ’

’ you could never back down. ’

’ you never learned to take your time. ’

’ the world will never be the same. ’

’ pardon me, are you [ name ], sir? ’

’ i’m at your service, sir. ’

’ i have been looking for you. ’

’ i’m getting nervous. ‘

‘ can i buy you a drink? ‘

‘ while we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice. ‘

‘ don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. ‘

‘ you can’t be serious. ‘

‘ you want to get ahead? ‘

‘ fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. ‘

‘ what time is it? ‘

‘ pour me another brew, son! ‘

‘ to the revolution! ‘

‘ good luck with that. ‘

‘ what do you stall for? ‘

‘ if you stand for nothing, [ name ], what’ll you fall for? ‘

‘ who are you? ‘

‘ i am not throwing away my shot. ‘

‘ i’m young, scrappy, and hungry. ‘

‘ with every word i drop knowledge. ‘

‘ i’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal. ‘

‘ only nineteen, but my mind is older. ‘

‘ i have learned to manage. ‘

‘ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ‘

‘ don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me. ‘

‘ i will lay down my life if it sets us free. ‘

‘ if you talk, you’re gonna get shot! ‘

‘ i think your pants look hot. ‘

‘ what are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot? ‘

‘ oh, am i talkin’ too loud? ‘

‘ i promise that i’ll make y'all proud. ‘

‘ rise up. ‘

‘ i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. ‘

‘ i never thought i’d live past twenty. ‘

‘ this is not a moment, it’s the movement. ‘

‘ we need to handle our financial situation. ‘

‘ i may not live to see our glory. ‘

‘ i will gladly join the fight. ‘

‘ let’s have another round tonight. ‘

‘ raise a glass to freedom. ‘

‘ remind me what we’re looking for. ‘

‘ i’m looking for a mind at work. ‘

‘ there’s nothing like summer in the city. ‘

‘ your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money. ‘

‘ [ name ], you disgust me. ‘

‘ you want a revolution? i want a revelation. ‘

‘ chaos and bloodshed are not a solution. ‘

‘ they’re playing a dangerous game. ‘

‘ for shame, for shame! ‘

‘ it’s hard to listen to you with a straight face. ‘

‘ honestly, you shouldn’t even talk. ‘

‘ my dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ‘

‘ i’d rather be divisive than indecisive. ‘

‘ you say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay. ‘

‘ why so sad? ‘

‘ now you’re making me mad. ‘

‘ you’ll be back. ‘

‘ soon you’ll see. ‘

‘ you’ll remember you belong to me. ‘

‘ time will tell. ‘

‘ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love. ‘

‘ don’t change the subject. ‘

‘ i’ll love you till my dying days. ‘

‘ when you’re gone, i’ll go mad. ‘

‘ i will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ‘

‘ any hope of success is fleeting. ‘

‘ i cannot be everywhere at once. ‘

‘ i’m in dire need of assistance. ‘

‘ close the door on your way out. ‘

‘ have i done something wrong, sir? ‘

‘ dying is easy, young man. living is harder. ‘

‘ why are you telling me this? ‘

‘ we are a powder keg about to explode. ‘

‘ i have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight. ‘

‘ where are you taking me? ‘

‘ i’m about to change your life. ‘

‘ this is not a game. ‘

‘ you strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. ‘

‘ you’re like me. i’m never satisfied. ‘

‘ i’ll see you on the other side of the war. ‘

‘ love doesn’t discriminate. ‘

‘ there are things that the homilies and hymns won’t teach ya. ‘

‘ i am the one thing in life i can control. ‘

‘ there’s only one way for us to win this. ‘

‘ i’m sorry, is this not your speed?! ‘

‘ can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? ‘

‘ my name’s been through a lot, i can take it. ‘

‘ i’m more than willing to die. ‘

‘ look around at how lucky we are. ‘

‘ how long have you known? ‘

‘ you should have told me. ‘

‘ i’m not sorry. ‘

‘ look at where you started. ‘

‘ the fact that you’re alive is a miracle. ‘

‘ we don’t need a legacy. ‘

‘ we don’t need money. ‘

‘ no one has more resilience. ‘

‘ i know that we can win. ‘

‘ history has its eyes on you. ‘

‘ immigrants: we get the job done. ‘

‘ so what happens if we win? ‘

‘ the world turned upside down. ‘

‘ do you know how hard it is to lead? ‘

‘ don’t come crawling back to me. ‘

‘ you’re on your own. ‘

‘ i’m dedicating everyday to you. ‘

‘ domestic life was never quite my style. ‘

‘ i’ll be around for you. ‘

‘ i’ll do whatever it takes. ‘

‘ i’ll make a million mistakes. ‘

‘ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ‘

‘ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ‘

‘ why do you write like you’re running out of time? ‘

‘ why do you always say what you believe? ‘

‘ it’s the middle of the night. ‘

‘ is this a legal matter? ‘

‘ you’re making a mistake. ‘

‘ don’t forget to write. ‘

‘ we have to win. ‘

‘ i’ve come home to this? ‘

‘ headfirst, into the abyss! ‘

‘ let’s get to the bottom of this. ‘

‘ so what did i miss? ‘

‘ you wanna pull yourself together? ‘

‘ take a break. ‘

‘ i am on my way. ‘

‘ i’ve got so much on my plate. ‘

‘ it’s good to see your face. ‘

‘ screw your courage to the sticking place. ‘

‘ close your eyes and dream. ‘

‘ there’s trouble in the air, you can smell it. ‘

‘ i hadn’t slept in a week. ‘

‘ i don’t know how to say no to this. ‘

‘ i am ruined. ‘

‘ nobody needs to know. ‘

‘ we oughta give it a try. ‘

‘ talk less. smile more. ‘

‘ hate the sin, love the sinner. ‘

‘ i’ve always considered you a friend. ‘

‘ i swear your pride will be the death of us all. ‘

‘ now is the time to stand! ‘

‘ we’re too fragile to start another fight. ‘

‘ have you an ounce of regret? ‘

‘ ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions. ‘

‘ it must be nice
. ‘

‘ i wanna give you a word of warning. ‘

‘ relax, have a drink with me. ‘

‘ why do you have to say goodbye? ‘

‘ i don’t have to tell you anything at all. ‘

‘ do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ‘

‘ are my answers to your satisfaction? ‘

‘ rumors only grow. ‘

‘ i wrote my way out of hell. ‘

‘ overwhelm them with honesty. ‘

‘ have you read this? ‘

‘ i came as soon as i heard. ‘

‘ i’m not here for you. ‘

‘ you could never be satisfied. ‘

‘ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ‘

‘ that’s one less thing to worry about. ‘

‘ you ever see somebody ruin their own life? ‘

‘ i saved every letter you wrote me. ‘

‘ i knew you were mine. ‘

‘ you said you were mine. ‘

‘ i thought were mine. ‘

‘ you and your words flooded my senses. ‘

‘ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ‘

‘ you have ruined our lives. ‘

‘ i hope that you burn. ‘

‘ they don’t exactly cover this subject in boarding school. ‘

‘ stay alive. ‘

‘ is he breathing? is he going to survive this? ‘

‘ there is suffering too terrible to name. ‘

‘ i never liked the quiet before. ‘

‘ that never used to happen before. ‘

‘ can you imagine? ‘

‘ i know i don’t deserve you, [ name ]. ‘

‘ is there anything you wouldn’t do? ‘

‘ i’ll be damned! ‘

‘ what if this bullet is my legacy? ‘

‘ legacy. what is a legacy? ‘

‘ i’m the villain in your history. ‘

“please look at me.”

“is s/he really just a friend?”

“i’m just disappointed.”

“you know i’m not like that.”

“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”

“i know you still love me.”

“i can’t think straight with you.”

“why are you so stubborn?”

“don’t do this here.”

“trust me on this.”

“please don’t misunderstand me.”

“you… you never had a problem with it before.”

“i know i shouldn’t be here.”

“what do you mean by that?”

“you deserve more.”

“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”

“i’m scared.”

“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”

“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”

“i want to believe you, i do.”

“not everyone is going to hurt you.”

“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”

“i can’t sleep.”

“how long will this go on for?”

“can i hug you?”

“do you ever mean the things you say?”

“you won’t understand.”

“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”

“That’s more like it. You better be paying for these.”

Takes another shot.