alan bradley enthusiast

phones made us forget desire requires space

we do penetration metaphors here sir

ok computer show me men in pain

peep show is great its like what if a show was so hard to watch it counts as self harm

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal