alan bradley enthusiast

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

every fujoshi needs to study the ancient texts and by that i mean lawrence of arabia

phones made us forget desire requires space

we do penetration metaphors here sir

ok computer show me men in pain

peep show is great its like what if a show was so hard to watch it counts as self harm

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass