alan bradley enthusiast

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

i miss cold weather does anyone remember cold weather we used to have cold weather

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts