alan bradley enthusiast

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

remember when you’re writing a gross and terrible power dynamic that you should be asking yourself constantly how you could make it worse and sexier

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

i cld never shave bush not just bc im morally opposed to it but also bc what would i play with when im lying in bed thinking…a bush is the beard of the modern day philosopher

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate