Bang.

If I took over the galaxy Tommy would be your Terran king accept it now, I could do it any day.

Can I be Terran Queen, then?

I ate Kate’s good Cheetos and she hasn’t said a word about it …

That’s okay, I’m not mad. I bought another bag we can eat it together this time. 

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

concept: time doesn’t exist. you and i are sitting on a bed sharing a smoothie. you think you’re falling in love with me. you’re getting butterflies in your stomach. little do you know that i actually poisoned the smoothie and you start to choke. im running as fast i can with the Russian military yelling in my earpiece but i don’t speak Russian. i realize then that i had also poisoned myself. we are both yelling.

The Young Avengers’ official debut involves being saved by Kate Bishop twice in the same night.