Believe nothing

what ive learned from dating in the past few years, is that you have to balance how much you give to people. if they want the benefit of dating you, then you need to match it with how much responsibility they take in having you. dont sell yourself short for half-assed love.

shoutout to boys who nut fast, like I got shit to do. ty.

Where’s my Oscar for acting like I was straight all those years

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

my girlfriend of almost 2 ½ years followed me because of this post in 2013 so don’t let me catch you saying romance is dead