Rae

they should invent a way to exist that isn’t so fucking embarrassing all the time

forever upset that angels name is Anthony. Not because it’s a bad name, not because it doesn’t suit him, but because in seventh grade there was a guy in my class, who I hated, named Anthony and the fact that that fucking guy is still finding ways to ruin my day, by jump scaring me in the sanctity of my own home, while I’m just trying to read my damn fanfiction is infuriating

someone rewrite loser baby from hazbin hotel but with Sunbrat so it’s Elliot comforting Luke please I need this more than I need air

Reminder to send that one friend who doesn’t text back their weekly meme so you know they’re alive

hey, how did all my childhood friends turn out to be gay? Like, statistically that shouldn’t work. They’re all gay. Every real friend that I made, before the age of twelve, is gay now? How did that happen? Every time I hang out with a friend I haven’t seen in a long time, they’re gay. I have like two straight friends. I’m not even seeking out gay friends, they just show up! How?!

So it’s nearly 90 degrees in my house, and it’s 2am, and I have plans tomorrow, so you could say that, ITS 90 DEGREES IN MY HOUSE, ITS CURRENTLY 2AM, AND I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW. but what I’m really trying to say is ITS NINETY DEGREES IN MY HOUSE, ITS TWO AM, AND I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW!!!! SO ITS ALMOST LIKE, ITS NINETY FUCKING DEGREES IN MY HOUSE-

yeah I’m sure drugs are fun and all, but have you ever tried saying the word ladle over and over again?

accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed and didn’t have a panic attack is this what growing up feels like