eh, i rather not.

Are you sure? I can get you something. Make you some soup? Do you want some Halls? Those are good for that.

“i’m actually on my way to store to get some more food, mainly soup. If ya want, you can make that for me.”

So, a beach party and a bonfire this weekend… who’s goin’? Who’s excited? What’re you all wearin’? Tell me everything.

“I don’t know, maybe? It all depends on if anyone that I know is going...”

“I don’t get sick easily, it’s okay.”

“Uh, well, that’s good. But I still think you should keep your distances, just in case.”

Yeah, that’s the last thing I need right now. — Are you okay though?

“Yeah, I’m feeling a bit better.”

“You might want to find it before someone takes it to the pound or keep it for themselves. Unless, there’s a collar on it, then you might be fine...”

Yes. You’ve never met my roommate before, obviously. 

“That’s true, I haven’t. So, it may actually work.”

My roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on him. 21st century slap in the face, ladies and gentleman.

“Do you really think that that would actually faze him?”

“Okay please just take a few steps back from me- I cannot get sick. Why are you even if public if you’re so sick right now?”

“S-sorry. I was out getting some food, we had ran out of what I usually eat when I’m sick and I didn’t want pizza.”

“Yeah – I usually think it’s my dog Norman, and I mean it usually is, but when it’s not I get really freaked out and I start panicking. It’s really scary being home alone, you know? Oh – and I’ve broken a bunch of stuff from being scared. A lot of vases for some weird reason. One time I hit my dad’s friend with a tennis racket. He took it well though, he realized that I had no idea he was gonna come creeping into the house like that. He’s a cool guy.“ 

“Well, at least he forgave you and didn’t take it to heart. I don’t think any of my grandparent’s friends would easily forgive me. Only because they’re bit older and I may end up hurting them pretty badly.”

A cold? You need medicine. How long have you had it? Does your head feel hot? Let me feel it. Does your throat hurt?

“Oh, uh, I-I’m fine now, Ethan, no need to worry about me too much... uh, it’s just, right now, my throat hurts and my nose is a bit stuffy.”

I’m going to get a getaway helicopter just in case. This should be an interesting night. Do you not like the band?

“That sounds like a good idea. Uh, no, not really. I mean, I like a couple of their songs here and there, but I’m not of their fans.”

“Yeah I do have to start paying more attention to things. I’m often too tired to notice things” 

“Ah, really? Oh, well, make sure to get a lot of sleep or else you’ll end up eating something disgusting again.”