sydney took pride in the fact that the words opportunistic & efficient always followed their name. while other people questioned how they survived as an adult, they knew exactly how: monetizing every minor inconvenience around town. it was why she stood in the middle of coral cove park sporting a ‘ catch flights, not alonzo's shift ’ t-shirt, right next to a foldable table where she seemed to have a number of printed t-shirts on display. along with team t-shirts for the teddy-julian-milo drama ( with their own respective banned posters and hearts around teddy's face ), she had ‘ hot mayor summer ’, ‘ misted by lloyd ’, ‘ i pay taxes for THAT ’ & shrek marathon t-shirts. “that'll be forty-five dollars. remember, no refunds ! thank you for shopping with us, have a nice day !” she waved off her most recent customer with a smile, pocketing the bills before turning to hunt for her next.