Ego Imagines

Hi guys! Here’s a prompts list I made. (most of them are off other prompts lists so credit to them) Just pick a number and one of the boys and I’ll start whipping out the fics! You can request any of the Markiplier or Jacksepticeye egos OR just a number and I’ll pick the person as well. Just to make it clear, these are reader inserts. I’M ALSO WORKING ON A REALLY COOL IDEA FOR SHIP REQUESTS SO PLEASE SEND THOSE IN AS WELL!

1. “Damn it, why aren’t you obeying the laws of physics!”

2.  "I need to de-stress.“  "Where are you going?”  "To demolish the living room.“

3. "Look, if you want to conjure some unholy demon spawn from another dimension, at least wait for me to leave the room!”

4. “You’ve got to stop doing that."  Doing what?"  "Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”

5. “You know what they say, panicking burns a ton of calories."  "Who even says that?"  "Me. Just now.”

6. “I would like to join you at acknowledging the difficulties in your life."  "You are the worst at this whole comfort thing.”

7. “You forgot me at the supermarket!"  "It was an accident!”

8. “You’re a psychopath."  "I prefer creative.”

9. “Do we need wine?"  "No, I need wine, you need to put on your pants,"  "But life is so freeing without them."  "Pants on. now.”

10. “That’s not funny."  "I thought it was."  "You don’t count, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because of a funny joke you remembered.”

11. “Is that another dead body?"  "Maybe?"  "Clean it up before dinner.”

12. “Do you feel guilty… like at all?"  "I don’t have time to feel guilty and neither do you.”

13. “It’s ok, I’m here.”

14. “I believe in you.”

15. “I’m going to protect you.”

16. “I’m not going to leave you.”

17. “Is that blood?"  "No?"  "That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

18. “I only look human. Remember that the next time you want to punch me in the face.”

19. “You have no power over me."  "Are you sure about that?”

20. “You’re not as evil as people think you are."  "No, I’m much worse.”

21. “It’ll be easy, all you have to do is seduce them."  "Are you kidding me? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage.”

22. “All that blood looks good on you, it really brings out your eyes.”

23. “What are you so afraid of?"  "You.”

24. “Seven billion people in the world and you’re complaining because we killed one man."  "But-"  "Seven, Billion. People. Now quit complaining and drink your smoothie.”

25. “On a scale of one to ten how bad do you think it would be if-"  "At least a twenty.”

26. “I hate you."  "Why? I’m lovely.”

27. “Hey, at least I didn’t kill anyone today!"  "What do you want, a gold star?”

28. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!"  "And I am trying to subtly ignore it.”

29. “Right now I don’t know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a bridge."  "Can I Pick?”

30. “You’re- You’re crushing my spleen."  "You don’t even know where your spleen is.”

31. “I saved your life!"  "You pushed me off a building!”

32. “You don’t strike me as a professional killer."  "That’s what makes me so good at it.”

33. “I’m getting really tired pretending I’m not evil.”

34. “What’s our exit strategy?"  "Our what?"  "Oh god, we’re going to die.”

35. “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”

36. “If you touch him/her ever again, I swear, you’ll wish all I did was hit you.” (specify pronoun please. :))

37. “You’re not wearing that out, I will rip it off of you.”

38. “You disobeyed me."  "But-"  "No excuses. You deliberately disobeyed me.”

39. “Honestly, I only ask for you help because you’re so cute when you try.”

40. “You need to sleep."  "Hell no!"  "You can either go to sleep willingly, or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”

41. “Catch!”

42. “You can’t just piss off every gang in the city and expect to get away scotch free.”

43. “How unfortunate. He got blood on my new tie.”

44. “You don’t frighten me."  "Darling I don’t want to frighten you, I want to break you.”

45. “We are NOT having sex in my grandmother’s broom closet." 

46. "I like this game, we should play it more often.”

47. “I thought you said tickle him!” “TACKLE! Tackle him!”

48. “This- isn’t how I imagined this going.”

49. “Would you stop coming through the window! It scares the hell out of me every time.”

50. “Go to hell.”

51. “Do you trust me?”

52. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

53. “Is that a promise?”

54. “Is that a threat.”

55. "Do you trust me?“

56. "You work for me now.”

57. “Smile for me, baby.”

58. “Well this a predicament.”

59. “Wait did I just turn you on?"  "Does that surprise you?"  "Considering both of us are covered from head to toe in blood- actually, no. I’m not surprised at all, never mind."  

60. "Spoon”

61. “This is going to hurt.”

62. “Beautiful.”

63. “How sweet, sacrificing yourself for her/him. When did you get a heart?”

64. “My apartment isn’t a holding cell you know.”

65. “Please tell me that the muffled screaming coming from the kitchen isn’t hostages.”

66. “Now you’re just being mean."  "I think the word you’re looking for is a tease, darling.”

67. “The world is filled with much more terrifying things than death.”

68. “ God, that sounded much better when I rehearsed it.”

69. “I have a vivid imagination, darling.” He purred in her/his ear. (specify pronoun please :))

70. “You’re naked."  "Good eye, darling.”

71. “So, how did you two meet?”

72. “He looks great in that tailored Dolce and Gabbana suit. Too bad he has to die in it.”

73. “ Kill him. If you really love me, kill him.”

74. “you are my everything.”

75. “Say that again. I dare you.”

Jack- Jack’s kisses are always cute. When he really  wants to kiss you, he’ll work for it by doing cheesy couple things. He’ll pull you out into the rain to dance in the puddles and tug you into an unexpected kiss. His favorite spontaneous moment was once in a park, he hung upside down on the monkey bars and kissed you upside down, Spider-man style. 

Dr. Schneeplestein-  The good doc kisses fast. Not short or rough, just fast. He’ll dive down, often not giving you any sort of warning, and capture you lips in quick kisses. Half of the time, he’ll abandon your lips to pepper your face with sweet pecks. He loves to show you the attention you deserve. 

Antisepticeye- Anti is emotional. He craves attention and respect. So while he genuinely cares about you, his kisses reflect these wants. He wants you to beg his name. He wants you to need him. Often he’ll glitch in front of you and yank you to the nearest surface, whether it be a wall, or counter, or desk, anything really, and lean over you, smirking. Your eyes, wide with surprise from his sudden appearance, will travel from his eyes to his lips. You know his game and you know how to play it. The second his name falls from your lips, he is on top of you. lips pressing roughly against yours in an intense and heated kiss, often including biting. Your hands find his hair, tugging at the green strands while his grip your waist in an often bruising grip. 

Chase Brody- When Chase kisses you he gets very excited and enthusiastic. After what happened with his ex-wife, he just wants to show you just how much he loves and values you. His hands cup your face as he tilts your face up to meet his lips in a happy kiss. This enthusiasm often leads to accidents as he typically knocks the two of you over. You never complain as he always breaks the fall. Then the two of you are on the floor, kissing and giggling and being happy together. 

 Mark- Mark is a passionate guy, so kissing him his always emotion packed. It starts sweet, he’ll give you a grin with a playful gleam in his eyes. He may even spout a cheesy pick-up line just to make you laugh. And then he’ll kiss you and it is wonderful. You can feel the love and adoration on his lips as they press against yours. His hands gently, but firmly, grasp your waist, tugging you closer to him. 

Dr. Iplier- Slowly. Very slowly. He savors every single moment you lips are on his. As a doctor, he is very familiar with the reality of death. Often times he has to tell patients they are dying. His biggest fear is losing you so he treasures each moment with you. He adores the feeling of his lips moving softly against yours, he loves the intamateness that each kiss holds. 

Wilford Warfstache- You can never, ever kiss this man in public. While he loves kissing you anywhere and everywhere, on the train, in stores, random places in the ego mansion, you are forced to avoid it because when Wil kisses you, he not just looking to kiss you. He always wants to take it up a notch. He will start out innocent enough, until he begins to let his hands roam downwards, and he deepens the kiss by pulling your body flush with his, he’ll deepen the kiss and run his tongue across your bottom lip or move to your neck or collarbone. The unholy noises he is able to elicit from you is unreal. And so in public you mist avoid them at all cost. 

Google IRL- When Google first kissed you, you expected it to be robotic or mechanical. You were surprised to find just how good at kissing he really was. Being the internet meant he had unlimited knowledge of just about everything, including kissing so he knew the science behind the action. And he applied it very well. They were just the right amount of playfulness, intensity, intimacy, and passion. Every single kiss would be different as he would adjust his style to suit your mood. 

Bingiplier- Kissing Bing is like kissing sunshine. He’ll pull a super cheesy move (unironically) like pulling you into a dance and with a dramatic spin to his chest, he’ll kiss you sweetly. It is always as if the two of you are the only person in the room. 

Mark- Mark loves hugs. Simply put, he's just a huggable guy. Most of the time it's him who initiate the hug. His arms wrap completely around you and y'all just melt into each other, savoring the embrace, both reluctant to let go. This was his favorite way to comfort you when you're upset, besides talking out the problem.

Jack- Jack is a fantastic hugger. They don't come often, especially in public, but when he does hug, damn. He puts his entire body into it, trying to squeeze all his love and care into you to show you how much he loves.

Anti- Anti really isn't too big on hugging. In his mind, if there is going to be contact between the two of you, he wants it to be hot and intense. However, if you do initiate the occasional hug, he will not hesitate to take advantage of the situation. He'll bury his face into your neck, leaving little nips and his hands roam to where ever they please, more than likely in your back pockets. Like him, his hugs are possessive and leave you no room to escape until he allows it.

Dark- Like Anti, Dark is not a hugger. He never hugs you and if you initiate one he pulls away, believing them to be unprofessional and useless. If showing PDA with you is in his best interest in a situation, it is guaranteed to be slow, seductive, and sensual, both to leave you a hot mess and accomplish whatever his means are.

Schneep- Schneep's hugs are dramatic. He will always come straight to you, moaning about the most recent problem he's had, throw his arms around you, and lean his full body weight against you, leaving you staggering under him.

Chase- Chase is a very enthusiastic hugger, almost to a fault. Whenever he's exciter or something awesome happened he'll practically throw himself into you for a hug. His enthusiasm always nearly knocks you to the ground, but luckily he's swift to steady you. 

Wilford-  Wilford likes hugs only when he's in the mood for them. With him, hugs are always insinuations for something more. He'll wrap his arms around your waist with yours around his neck and he'll rest his head on your shoulder, seemingly innocent. Until his fingers find the hem of your shirt and trace his fingertips along your exposed skin. Until he starts whispering things in your ear that leave you red in the face. Until the innocent hug, turns a lot more sensual.

Googleplier- Googleplier- Google is surprisingly good at hugs, mainly he learns most of his social interactions from Mark. He doesn't hug often, but whenever you're upset her won't hesitate to wrap his arms around you much like Mark would. They're very comforting and distinctly him.

Bingiplier- Bing is a friendly hugger so his hugs are typically used as a greeting for anyone and everyone. His proudest (and most terrifying) moment was when he hugged Dark and Dark didn't murder him on the spot. With you however, his hugs are a little more than friendly. They last a little longer and he always whispers a warm greeting in your ear.

The Host- Host's hugs are passionate. He cannot see so his sense of touch means everything to him. To touch you, feel your body, feel your heartbeat, means even more. Your arms warp around him, under his trench coat, and lightly grasp the material of his shirt, while he lightly traces patterns into your skin wherever his hands come to rest.

For Grace-

"Hi! Can I would like a ship please. My name's Grace. I'm smart, analytical, extroverted, and funny(or at least I like to think so). I'm very dedicated to school and work really hard for my grades, even if other parts of my life suffer sometimes. I love a lot of shows like Doctor Who and supernatural, Youtubers like Markiplier and of course, memes. Thank you!"

I ship you with...

Bing!

Corrina plopped down on the couch of her new home. The egos she had met had been... interesting, to say the least. Google, her target, sat just to the right of her on a cushioned chair to the left. His rigid posture reminded her of the famous character Sherlock Holmes when he receded into his mind palace. His eyes were straight forward, seemingly unseeing, but she knew his mind was racing faster than humanly possible. What was he thinking? She wondered curiously. Loud cussing drew her attention to the floor in front of her. Anti sat, back resting on the couch, playing a RPG shooter game she didn't recognize. Muffled yelling and explosions could be heard from his headphones. The rest of the egos were no where to be found at the moment. She turned her attention to Google, studying him over her journal filled with scribbled notes and doodles. "Hey Google, can I ask you a question?" She asked. He turned toward her with almost mechanical movements. "My primary objective is to answer questions as quickly as possible." He responded, causing a grin to appear on her face. "Perfect. Were you programed with emotions?" She asked with a slight head tilt. There was a small pause before Google responded. "My programmer wished for me to react to situations as humanly as possible to assist my owner in everyway. So yes, for example, I could show compassion in times of distress." His voice remained even as he answered, but she couldn't help but notice the slight edge of distaste as he said the word 'owner'. He doesn't have an owner now, right? She decided to save that question for another day as she scribbled furiously in her journal. "Thanks Goog!" she said cheerfully eliciting a scoff from his lips at the nickname.