Prompts List
Hi guys! Hereâs a prompts list I made. (most of them are off other prompts lists so credit to them) Just pick a number and one of the boys and Iâll start whipping out the fics! You can request any of the Markiplier or Jacksepticeye egos OR just a number and Iâll pick the person as well. Just to make it clear, these are reader inserts. IâM ALSO WORKING ON A REALLY COOL IDEAÂ FOR SHIP REQUESTSÂ SO PLEASE SEND THOSE IN AS WELL!
1. âDamn it, why arenât you obeying the laws of physics!â
2. Â "I need to de-stress.â Â "Where are you going?â Â "To demolish the living room.â
3. "Look, if you want to conjure some unholy demon spawn from another dimension, at least wait for me to leave the room!â
4. âYouâve got to stop doing that."Â Doing what?"Â "Saying things that make me want to kiss you.â
5. âYou know what they say, panicking burns a ton of calories."Â "Who even says that?"Â "Me. Just now.â
6. âI would like to join you at acknowledging the difficulties in your life."Â "You are the worst at this whole comfort thing.â
7. âYou forgot me at the supermarket!"Â "It was an accident!â
8. âYouâre a psychopath."Â "I prefer creative.â
9. âDo we need wine?"Â "No, I need wine, you need to put on your pants,"Â "But life is so freeing without them."Â "Pants on. now.â
10. âThatâs not funny."Â "I thought it was."Â "You donât count, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because of a funny joke you remembered.â
11. âIs that another dead body?"Â "Maybe?"Â "Clean it up before dinner.â
12. âDo you feel guilty⌠like at all?" "I donât have time to feel guilty and neither do you.â
13. âItâs ok, Iâm here.â
14. âI believe in you.â
15. âIâm going to protect you.â
16. âIâm not going to leave you.â
17. âIs that blood?"Â "No?"Â "Thatâs not a question youâre supposed to answer with another question.â
18. âI only look human. Remember that the next time you want to punch me in the face.â
19. âYou have no power over me."Â "Are you sure about that?â
20. âYouâre not as evil as people think you are."Â "No, Iâm much worse.â
21. âItâll be easy, all you have to do is seduce them."Â "Are you kidding me? Iâm about as seductive as a cabbage.â
22. âAll that blood looks good on you, it really brings out your eyes.â
23. âWhat are you so afraid of?"Â "You.â
24. âSeven billion people in the world and youâre complaining because we killed one man."Â "But-"Â "Seven, Billion. People. Now quit complaining and drink your smoothie.â
25. âOn a scale of one to ten how bad do you think it would be if-"Â "At least a twenty.â
26. âI hate you."Â "Why? Iâm lovely.â
27. âHey, at least I didnât kill anyone today!"Â "What do you want, a gold star?â
28. âIâm trying to have a serious conversation with you!"Â "And I am trying to subtly ignore it.â
29. âRight now I donât know if I want to kiss you or throw you off a bridge."Â "Can I Pick?â
30. âYouâre- Youâre crushing my spleen."Â "You donât even know where your spleen is.â
31. âI saved your life!"Â "You pushed me off a building!â
32. âYou donât strike me as a professional killer."Â "Thatâs what makes me so good at it.â
33. âIâm getting really tired pretending Iâm not evil.â
34. âWhatâs our exit strategy?"Â "Our what?"Â "Oh god, weâre going to die.â
35. âYou know, youâre really cute when you sleep.â
36. âIf you touch him/her ever again, I swear, youâll wish all I did was hit you.â (specify pronoun please. :))
37. âYouâre not wearing that out, I will rip it off of you.â
38. âYou disobeyed me."Â "But-"Â "No excuses. You deliberately disobeyed me.â
39. âHonestly, I only ask for you help because youâre so cute when you try.â
40. âYou need to sleep."Â "Hell no!"Â "You can either go to sleep willingly, or I can choke you until you pass out. Youâll enjoy either.â
41. âCatch!â
42. âYou canât just piss off every gang in the city and expect to get away scotch free.â
43. âHow unfortunate. He got blood on my new tie.â
44. âYou donât frighten me."Â "Darling I donât want to frighten you, I want to break you.â
45. âWe are NOT having sex in my grandmotherâs broom closet."Â
46. "I like this game, we should play it more often.â
47. âI thought you said tickle him!â âTACKLE! Tackle him!â
48. âThis- isnât how I imagined this going.â
49. âWould you stop coming through the window! It scares the hell out of me every time.â
50. âGo to hell.â
51. âDo you trust me?â
52. âYouâre bleeding all over my carpet.â
53. âIs that a promise?â
54. âIs that a threat.â
55. "Do you trust me?â
56. "You work for me now.â
57. âSmile for me, baby.â
58. âWell this a predicament.â
59. âWait did I just turn you on?" "Does that surprise you?" "Considering both of us are covered from head to toe in blood- actually, no. Iâm not surprised at all, never mind." Â
60. "Spoonâ
61. âThis is going to hurt.â
62. âBeautiful.â
63. âHow sweet, sacrificing yourself for her/him. When did you get a heart?â
64. âMy apartment isnât a holding cell you know.â
65. âPlease tell me that the muffled screaming coming from the kitchen isnât hostages.â
66. âNow youâre just being mean."Â "I think the word youâre looking for is a tease, darling.â
67. âThe world is filled with much more terrifying things than death.â
68. â God, that sounded much better when I rehearsed it.â
69. âI have a vivid imagination, darling.â He purred in her/his ear. (specify pronoun please :))
70. âYouâre naked."Â "Good eye, darling.â
71. âSo, how did you two meet?â
72. âHe looks great in that tailored Dolce and Gabbana suit. Too bad he has to die in it.â
73. â Kill him. If you really love me, kill him.â
74. âyou are my everything.â
75. âSay that again. I dare you.â
76. âWhen you asked me out on a date, I expected a restaurant, maybe ice-skating. No part of me imagined taking part in a hostage situation.â  Â

















