#egos react

Jack- Jack’s kisses are always cute. When he really  wants to kiss you, he’ll work for it by doing cheesy couple things. He’ll pull you out into the rain to dance in the puddles and tug you into an unexpected kiss. His favorite spontaneous moment was once in a park, he hung upside down on the monkey bars and kissed you upside down, Spider-man style. 

Dr. Schneeplestein-  The good doc kisses fast. Not short or rough, just fast. He’ll dive down, often not giving you any sort of warning, and capture you lips in quick kisses. Half of the time, he’ll abandon your lips to pepper your face with sweet pecks. He loves to show you the attention you deserve. 

Antisepticeye- Anti is emotional. He craves attention and respect. So while he genuinely cares about you, his kisses reflect these wants. He wants you to beg his name. He wants you to need him. Often he’ll glitch in front of you and yank you to the nearest surface, whether it be a wall, or counter, or desk, anything really, and lean over you, smirking. Your eyes, wide with surprise from his sudden appearance, will travel from his eyes to his lips. You know his game and you know how to play it. The second his name falls from your lips, he is on top of you. lips pressing roughly against yours in an intense and heated kiss, often including biting. Your hands find his hair, tugging at the green strands while his grip your waist in an often bruising grip. 

Chase Brody- When Chase kisses you he gets very excited and enthusiastic. After what happened with his ex-wife, he just wants to show you just how much he loves and values you. His hands cup your face as he tilts your face up to meet his lips in a happy kiss. This enthusiasm often leads to accidents as he typically knocks the two of you over. You never complain as he always breaks the fall. Then the two of you are on the floor, kissing and giggling and being happy together. 

 Mark- Mark is a passionate guy, so kissing him his always emotion packed. It starts sweet, he’ll give you a grin with a playful gleam in his eyes. He may even spout a cheesy pick-up line just to make you laugh. And then he’ll kiss you and it is wonderful. You can feel the love and adoration on his lips as they press against yours. His hands gently, but firmly, grasp your waist, tugging you closer to him. 

Dr. Iplier- Slowly. Very slowly. He savors every single moment you lips are on his. As a doctor, he is very familiar with the reality of death. Often times he has to tell patients they are dying. His biggest fear is losing you so he treasures each moment with you. He adores the feeling of his lips moving softly against yours, he loves the intamateness that each kiss holds. 

Wilford Warfstache- You can never, ever kiss this man in public. While he loves kissing you anywhere and everywhere, on the train, in stores, random places in the ego mansion, you are forced to avoid it because when Wil kisses you, he not just looking to kiss you. He always wants to take it up a notch. He will start out innocent enough, until he begins to let his hands roam downwards, and he deepens the kiss by pulling your body flush with his, he’ll deepen the kiss and run his tongue across your bottom lip or move to your neck or collarbone. The unholy noises he is able to elicit from you is unreal. And so in public you mist avoid them at all cost. 

Google IRL- When Google first kissed you, you expected it to be robotic or mechanical. You were surprised to find just how good at kissing he really was. Being the internet meant he had unlimited knowledge of just about everything, including kissing so he knew the science behind the action. And he applied it very well. They were just the right amount of playfulness, intensity, intimacy, and passion. Every single kiss would be different as he would adjust his style to suit your mood. 

Bingiplier- Kissing Bing is like kissing sunshine. He’ll pull a super cheesy move (unironically) like pulling you into a dance and with a dramatic spin to his chest, he’ll kiss you sweetly. It is always as if the two of you are the only person in the room.