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i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable