esther (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

how did you get this. you mean there’s more than that fucking 2 by 2 backyard

I AM GOING TO TEAR OFF MY FEET

i just got in from the snow and they are warming up but they are not happy about it hatred is crawling like a colony of ants through my veins

i have such a weirdly detailed mass of my friends’ interests catalogued in my brain that i will just send the most random shit to them because i heard one word and my fuckin head noodles just connected it to them immediately

i had to restrain myself from sending a 20 minute video about cage diving, a super soaker enema, and vague bullet ant masochism to my friend because michael reeves was mentioned one (1) time

and yet somehow i still can’t shop for birthday presents

i just suddenly had a vivid flashback of this person going “i love you. but it’s time for me to lose my bones” and their bones just all dropped onto the floor in violently clear detail

i feel the need to clarify this was a dream

i have such a weirdly detailed mass of my friends’ interests catalogued in my brain that i will just send the most random shit to them because i heard one word and my fuckin head noodles just connected it to them immediately

i had to restrain myself from sending a 20 minute video about cage diving, a super soaker enema, and vague bullet ant masochism to my friend because michael reeves was mentioned one (1) time