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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in an abandoned castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.

if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog

merlin trending randomly every so often is one of the funniest things on this website

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item