are you taking a fucking piss?

“You may.” Loki nodded shortly as he watched the boy adjusted to his new position between his legs. This was going to be way to much fun. His own little play thing while at work.

“I already know how snarky you are my boy.” Loki’s slight grin was a little evil with the prospect of what was about to happen in his office. “Show me how good you are, prove to me that I chose the right man for the job and maybe I won’t make you walk around with this all day.” Loki’s slim fingers cupped the obvious bulge.

“I always want to know the dirty things.” Loki ran his fingers along Eggsy’s neck, bringing his lips to the gentle skin and pressing a kiss to his pulse. “Now, for your first day orientation of my own, I’d like to see what you can do with that pretty mouth.”

“Speak your mind boy.” Loki requested. “If I’m being honest, I did hire you partially because of happened between us. I like the thought of having a little… plaything while at work.” Bringing his hand to his thigh, Loki tapped it. “Come. Sit.”

“Come around over here.” Loki turned in his char, inviting Eggsy over to his side of the desk. “You’re thankful of this job correct? Think you were handed it because of what happened between us?” Though that wouldn’t be far from the truth, Loki knew that the boy before him would be capable of the job regardless of what happened.

“Come in and close the door.” Loki instructed the boy as he noticed him standing in the doorway. Sitting down, Loki watched Eggsy move then used his finger to tell him to come closer. “You’re going to have a complete briefing with a few of the other interns at 8:30, but I wanted you here early to do our own… briefing.”

By the time Monday morning came, Loki was ready to see how his new intern would do. As the elevator doors opened to show Eggsy standing there, Loki was in the back corner, leaning against the wall with his phone out so wouldn’t have to talk to anyone though the boy caught his eye. His only response was a head nod before the door closed and they were heading to their floor.

Once they were on their floor, Loki walked past the boy. “Come with me.” He said when he knew Eggsy was the only one able to hear and headed towards his office. There was a bit of an intro for the interns that Thor liked Loki to lead, but he wanted Eggsy to himself for a little bit.

“You try that at work and you’ll be in trouble.” Loki smirked and thought about saying goodbye, but instead hung up the phone and thought of all the things he wanted to do with the boy.

He could hear the other’s smirk through the phone and was about to retort, take things further, but then he heard a click and the line went dead. Eggsy chuckled to himself and then went about his day, thinking only about Loki.

Monday morning, Eggsy was getting ready for work. He slid on one of his favorite pairs of pink panties- in case things escalated with his boss even though it was only his firs day. He covered them up with a nice business suit and was out the door to take the train to work. 

“Be here by 8 am and not a minute later because there will be consequences if you aren’t.” Some that were company policy and some that were Loki’s own rules for the people beneath him. Loki knew he was going to have fun with Eggsy around.

“You’ve got Loki.” Loki played with the boy, a little chuckle following his greeting. “And you’ve got the job Mr. Unwin. You start Monday morning so enjoy your time off until then.” And now he had the boy’s number if they wanted to relive the previous night.

Loki gave him a nod, a sly smirk on his lips as he stood. He took a moment to think before taking the boy’s hand and shaking it. Though Loki already knew who he wanted to hire, he still had to double check with his brother much to his dismay.

It was only a few hours later when Loki was done with the interviews and had his talk with Thor. His brother was a much more fare man and agreed that Eggsy was the best choice. Once he was back in his office, Loki made a phone call to the boy.

“Good. This is for an internship at first, but if you do well, we may be willing to keep you on. I already know you’re good at following orders.” And Loki certainly did his eye on the boy. For now it was just because he was a good lay and definitely pretty to look at, but who knew what would come to pass. “I think I know everything I need to know. We’ll be making decisions this afternoon and calling people in the morning.”

“Trust me, you won’t.” Loki said with a straight face then looked over the resume that was now on his desk. It was impressive and Loki did want someone on his team that had the boy’s background. “Now. We’re looking for someone that’s organized, that could keep up with everyone. I’m looking for a secretary as well. Is that something you’re interested in?”

As the morning came, Loki got his usual cup of coffee on his way to work and was looking forward to a day of scaring new recruits to see who would work best in his office. He needed someone who would be just scared enough of him, but not scared enough to leave. One by one, Loki became more frustrated at the applicants, none of them standing up to the high standards he held. Thor had told him to lighten up, but Loki never would.

It seemed as though he wouldn’t ever find someone to fill this position, but then he looked up to see a very familiar face. “You are Gary Unwin? Of course you are.” Just his luck. Maybe this would work out for him in the long run. “Have a seat.”

“See you never.” Loki shot back, chuckling as he watched the boy leave. What another relaxing night in and Loki didn’t even have to drive anywhere. He could stay home and prep for the next day. It seemed as though they both had very big days to come and Loki couldn’t wait to see people squirm as he walked in the door the next day.

Eggsy left believing he would never see the alluring rich man ever again. He got himself a good night’s sleep and spent the next morning picking out an outfit for the interview. He went with one of his favorite bespoke suits, the one that fit him perfectly. The pants hugged his juicy ass and the jacket was tailored to fit across his shoulders. He looked fucking hot, but also professional as fuck. He finished it off by going with his glasses instead of his contacts and made sure his hair was combed perfectly. 

He arrived at the office building a little early, sat in the small waiting room with other nervous applicants. He watched as one by one they disappeared into the private office and came out looking like all their resolve had been taken away from them. One man even came out crying. But Eggsy didn’t let his nerves get to him. He was probably the only person there who exuded confidence as the secretary called his name and let him into the office.

All that confidence, however, shattered as soon as he saw the man behind the desk. Long black hair, porcelain skin, and sharp features with eyes that could kill a man with a single look. It was his ‘see ya never’ one night stand from the very night before. He stood there, shell-shocked for a moment, before he chuckled and adjusted his glasses.