Oh Shit They Changed The Title

When she humpty on my dumpty til I have a big fall 😎😎🥚🥚👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 sorry there isn’t a wall emoji so that’s your substitute

I’m the knower

Kissing whatever Dairy Queen employee who made my Blizzard because this thing is LETHAL

Just rewatched Iron Lung, and there was this group of guys, and during the climax of the movie, one of them kept going “OHOHOHO!!!!” Which is the appropriate reaction and boosted my viewing experience tenfold

On my period inside the Iron Lung: “the blood is coming from inside the house…”

My childhood is like lost media to me

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Manly men stand on their tippy toes

I had a dream where Yo-chan the seal was an Arknights character, and her skill was her slapping her stomach with her flippers and it stunned all enemies within range every time

Can’t tell if the distorted, disjointed Christmas music I’m hearing is real or if I’m more sick than I realized

Found out my cat likes Madonna

Call her rotisserie the way she’s rotating on my chicken

If alarms in the morning don’t work, you can always hire me to astral project into your dream and wake you up from inside your head

in the stripped club. straight up 'squeakinit'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My flute.