A goldsmith who bleeds gold, writers and teachers bleeding ink, miners with oil, electricians with heavily static molten metal. Molten lava, molten glass, molten rock. Astronauts with obsidian blood embedded with sparkles like the night sky. Lighting technicians whose veins glow and light them up like neon lights, even changing colours. Water is the most common type because so very much depends on water — food, energy, nature, life itself. And for the longest time, nobody can figure out the people who bleed a strange red, coppery substance…

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

*clonk*

“two hops this time”