The Eggman Empire, with Sage

"Contrary to popular opinion, the Eggman Empire is not in fact in decline. I just had a lot to deal with. Ugh, dealing with personal issues is such a hassle. I'm not supposed to have personal issues with robots."

"Can't say that cleaning up the remains of a blown up machine is how I wanted to spend my day. Regardless, I must re-calculate so Project Sonic Simulator can go without a flaw. After all, he'll be doing everything in his power to break it."

"Unfortunately, Father's latest creation blew up on him so we are set back by another couple of weeks as we try to rebuild Project Sonic Simulator. The power output far exceeded my expectations."

"Operation Sonic simulator is underway. Sage is doing calculations to help me create the perfect trap for Sonic. Once we have him where we want him, he won't ever be able to escape it. And even if he does, I doubt he'll be very useful."

"Ohohoho, my supposedly non seizure inducing pest is back. Ah, you overheard my new plan huh? I'm not telling you anything about it, don't want to ruin the surprise after all."

"Enough reminiscing. It's time to start working on my next plan. I'm calling this Project Sonic simulator. He won't know what hit him, and this time it'll be impossible for him to ever succeed. Giving me enough time to work on taking over the world for good."

"In hindsight, I realize I really should've made sure the chaos emerald, as much as they were useless at the time, were collected. I was too high on beating that rat Sonic and transforming him into that creature, along with harnessing the power of dark gaia, to really think about such obvious things."

"It's been far too long since I've come up with any conniving plans to rule the world. I must change that."

"Oh, think I'm going to say that I miss my wife? Well jokes on you, I am perfectly fine being married to my technology."

More to be added as time goes along and this blog becomes more complete.

"Sage wants to go to an amusement park. I really hope she realizes that I can make better rides than the ones at those amusement parks. But, to make her happy, I'll go..."

"Father has allowed me to participate in a new race. This makes me quite pleased."

"I helped make this blog for him. To get our presence out to the world."