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Drawing Dracula, Seven years later: Well worth the pain we endured

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laughed so hard when I just heard "Godalming and Seward are both happily married" just the idea that Bram Stoker never imagined anyone could ever take that any other way than "to women" rather than the presumable, and frankly better, "to each other" is just so funny

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It’s literally a crime that “I am the train fiend” is not in any film adaptations.

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Happy "I am the Train Fiend" Day to all who celebrate!

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Don't let anyone forget that you ARE the train fiend.

Did I do the test stitch in trans colors just for the trains/trans pun? Absolutely I did.

You can find this pattern and the rest of my Dracula patterns at my shop here! I also released an untested version of this pattern on my Tumblr last November for free.

Thank you for your phenomenal support of my patterns during this Dracula season, my darlings--this is my last one for this year but I'll keep on sharing stitches, and next year I'll have at least one new Dracula one for you!

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I’ve been waiting for this one…

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I was working on some drawing dracula entries, but this idea was too silly to ignore

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Van Helsing: Dear husband of Madam Mina—

Jonathan: It’s about time you addressed me by my proper title

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I can't believe Bram Stoker didn't account for the fact that a lot of people died today.

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Van Helsing: God sent Mina to us just to fight Dracula better. 😌😇 Van Helsing: Anyway we need to start shutting her out of all future developments immediately.

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Jonathan Harker Finally Snaps

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Not only would Jonathan Harker love Mina if she were a worm, he would find a way to also become a worm so she wouldn't be lonely.

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Dracula: The doctor says I only have three days to live.

Renfield: Oh no, are you sick?

Dracula: No, he just hates me.

Van Helsing: I WILL FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY.

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Dracula Daily sketch(es) for September 29th.

In which Seward has a visitor, Jonathan and Mina get to work, and we say goodbye to Lucy for a second time.

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Seward: Hey Dr. VH, I'm finally starting to feel not-so-depressed for the first time in this whole novel, what's up?

Van Helsing: Let's talk about the death of poor miss lucy again - how do you think she died?

Seward: I have no idea and I'd really rather not--

Van Helsing: Corporeal Transference! Astral Bodies! Hypnotism! Fine ladies at the opera! Wizards! Methuselah! Old Spiders! Giant Bats! Old Tortoises! THE CORN! *grabbing Seward by the shoulders and shaking him* Do you understand now?!

Seward, near tears: I have no idea what's happening right now.

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It's bloofin' time

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