“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

y'know how ppl call gays fruits what if we called straight ppl vegetables and bi ppl snacks and asexuals desserjdjfkc mJdmdmcmn n mkxmxlzlslzll)$("!"?mk)*("?"???mmsnndmxm!$!"!(_)$)$)$("!"mdndnncncjckdkdlkfkcmcncnmfnndhjdnfnfnfnncmcncn($+_!'("?"(("!'+'!_('?"kdjfnfkfmfjc?"!'!'?'/02938_+_+!!kxnxmxkzlzkjxncnncmcjcjcjfnmdjkxk

*does a gay little plugging my phone into a wall outlet that makes BBC Sherlock want to armchair diagnose me with alcoholism*

doing a giveaway for my virginity at 4k followers

the fact that jupiter and saturn haven’t been physically and observably this close since 1226 is so poetic bc you’re telling me i’m going to look up at and admire the same astronomical anomaly in the sky that someone hundreds and hundreds of years ago, with less knowledge of the stars and the planets than we have now, also looked up at and admired nonetheless. the past is long gone but the awareness of being connected to someone somewhere long ago thru the night sky is overwhelming me

you're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

date of origin: 25th of january, 2013.

Why is Russian in the scrum?  It doesn’t have articles.

Russia just likes to be in fights & feel included

Russian speakers are in this fight because they hate having to learn all of this shit