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howtopeelanegg

@egg-nakedegg

14 posts

Jan 2

"Chop Suey by Down Syndrome?"

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Mar 1, 2025

I have been deprived of my salad heart, I will now starve, no love for me, no sustenance, only the emptiness inside of me longing for the slightly bitter crunch of a salad heart.

This makes me laugh every time I read it.

Mar 1, 2025

"because thats what nuts do!"

- naked egg

#Never question why peanuts should grow on trees #Peanuts arent even nuts #I didnt know that #-egg

Jan 26, 2025

"Oh look a dog!

Oh, it's a monkey

Everything is a puppy in my eyes"

-egg

#Stupid #egg #Nakedegg #Puppy #Monki #Monkey #Dog #Idiot #Stinky #Short

Jan 5, 2025

I'm not a vegetable!

My brain: I'm an octopus

#Egg #Good thing I didn't say that outloud #Except that I did #Funny #Haha #I need to embrace my cringe

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Dec 31, 2024

I have been deprived of my salad heart, I will now starve, no love for me, no sustenance, only the emptiness inside of me longing for the slightly bitter crunch of a salad heart.

#Salad #nakedegg #Hatred #Betrayal #Breakup #Heart

Dec 31, 2024

The egg made one good joke and it will now be their entire personality for the next month I'm boutta turn deviled

#nakedegg #Me angy #Sad #Why did I not make that joke

Dec 31, 2024

escuerzoresucitado

I fucking hate this site

The naked egg hates that they like this

Dec 31, 2024

I'm in spain without the p

#INSAIN #All my braincells were used for this joke #I lost costody #I will never be this good again #Egg

Dec 24, 2024

Can't talk right now, I'm commiting crimes

#It's tax fraud

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Dec 22, 2024

bouba and kiki

The eggs enjoy this

Dec 22, 2024

beepborpdoodledorp

he's so me

Nakedegg enjoys this

Dec 21, 2024

your honor, in my defense, i am not very bright,

egg enjoys this

Dec 21, 2024

If you try hard enough, you can fail at anything, even failing, just ask egg

#egg #inspiration #inspiring quotes #inspiring words #wisdom #nakedegg #I already hate writing tags #short #<100cm bully club

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