On the lookout for serenity

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

Can the written form be Computer-Rendered Artifical Prose?

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??