gahh

“You're just jealous, Lucifer.”

“What?”

“There's no need to hide it. You're jealous because we sound like a married couple, right?”

“…”

“Did I hit the mark? I was thinking the same thing when I asked ___ what's for dinner tonight.”

“I wasn't holding my tongue because you were on the mark. Your statement was so foolish that I was stunned into silence. I can hardly believe you're the great sorcerer that the Devildom holds in such high regard.”

“That’s so mean, Lucifer. I could give you a little demonstration of my magic right now if you like.”

“That's not necessary. Buy your Demonus and go home. You wouldn't want that wonderful dinner to get cold.”

“Indeed not. I'll be home soon, ___.”

“…Solomon. You knew, didn’t you? That’s why you came to ___’s rescue just now… You’re trying to protect a fellow human.”

“Wrong. It has nothing to do with protecting a fellow human. I did it because ___ is my apprentice. And I won’t see my adorable apprentice harmed. Also, I’m the one who told ___ to lie about being a demon. If anyone deceived you, it’s me. So you’re blaming the wrong person.”

“That doesn’t change the fact that ___ can’t be trusted. Now get out of the way. I’m angry.”

“…And you think I’m not?”

“…”

“A group of high-level demons like you ganging up on a single human? I can’t say I approve…”

Like yes you put exactly two humans in a foreign realm, with one who clearly is more protective of humanity and sees demons as mere tools. And you put MC, who didn't even think demons or angels or magic was real and you put them in a house full of demons who didn't exactly make the best first impression.

Which makes Solomon the only real person MC can actually relate to and depend upon.

completely based off this post

also pixelberry:

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ETHAN????????????